A spokesman for the Danish Manchester United Supporters Club (Denmark for all you southerners is up north a bit, turn right, start swimming, near Norway), has taken responsibility for all the fuss surrounding Utd's alleged tapping up of Spurs'...
We can exclusively reveal that a former football manager turned character assasin has broken ranks from the corrupt underbelly of football to tell his amazing story.
Brian Riggs a 47 year old unemployed man from Leatherhead, has been arrested by Greater Surreyshire Police following the discovery of the bodies of quite literally hundreds of Manchester United fans on Mr Riggs boat. He was led away by plain clothes...
Following recent transfer disappointment over such cars as the Seat Torres, The Ford Street Kaka, and the recently produced Nissan Messi and Renaultdinho, Norman Getridovitch has instructed used car dealer Big Popeye Doyle to import more wheels from...
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