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Funny story: Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

The long disputed contract row between Frank and Chelsea seems to over. After being offered a piffling £150,000 per week for four years Frank seriously considered moving away. This feeling of unrest was magnified when his favourite takeaway (The Fat...
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Funny story: Ronaldo sale could devastate local economy

Ronaldo sale could devastate local economy

Surrey County Council have revealled the potentially devastating effects on the local economy that the sale of Ronaldo could have on the local economy should the star winker move on to greater things at Real Madrid. With the local economy already...
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Funny story: Age no barrier to success

Age no barrier to success

Age concern today laughed off suggestions by Salford FC Boss Alex Ferguson that Chelsea are too old to win major honours. They claimed that in the modern day age is no barrier to success, and surely the Utd boss man is a testament to that.
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Funny story: Rafa moves quickly to dismiss Rooney rumour

Rafa moves quickly to dismiss Rooney rumour

Rafa Benitez moved quickly this morning to distance himself with the speculation surrounding a possible move for Salford FC star Wayne Rooney. The speculation seems to have originated in the Spanish media and moved over to England appearing in less w...
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Funny story: Draw "A Disappointment" Admits Ferguson

Draw "A Disappointment" Admits Ferguson

Ferguson today admitted that drawing against the Kaiser Chiefs was a disappointing result but fully expected results to improve as fitness improved.
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Funny story: Neville in robbery shock!

Neville in robbery shock!

Gary Neville was today arrested and charged with a chain of robberies in the local area. A total of 5 newsagents where hit during a period of three weeks by a man wearing a mask in the shape of a bottom.
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Funny story: Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil has told his new Chelsea squad that change will be the order of the day as he looks to improve both results and the style of football at The Bridge. This, unfortunately, has ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the more established members of t...
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Funny story: O'Neill to Branch Out

O'Neill to Branch Out

Martin O'Neill announced today that he is to branch out in the world of business. He is of course not the first within sport to do this, George Foreman endorses a ranger of cookers, Ronaldo models for his lingerie line and tennis stars the Willia...
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Funny story: Steve to Receive Key to the City

Steve to Receive Key to the City

After years of dedicated service to his boyhood team, and an undeniable, almost unprecedented level of involvement in their success it was announced that the key to the city was to be awarded to Steve Bennett.
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Funny story: Wes Brown in the running for Utd Number 2

Wes Brown in the running for Utd Number 2

Wes Brown has emerged as the shock candidate for the some to be vacant Man Utd number 2 slot. It comes as a surprise to many as there had been rumours of several big names and numerous former players also being muted for the position.
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