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Funny story:  Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus has signed for Spurs it has been announced. This has already caused controversy within the premiership given that the transfer window deadline has expired. A spokesman for the premier league stated 'it is not on, one minute Jesus is perform...
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Funny story:  Building Society Near Collapse Hits Howard Hard

Building Society Near Collapse Hits Howard Hard

The near collapse of the Halifax Building Society this week has had a big effect on bespectacled employee Howard Thingy this week. The employee who was plucked from the obscurity of cashiers desk to become a singing sensation for the many tedious...
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Funny story:  Particle Accelerator To Be Switched On By The Krankies

Particle Accelerator To Be Switched On By The Krankies

The long awaited particle accelerator thingy on the France Swiss border is to be activated by the Krankies it was announced today. A spokesman announced 'We had a number of options for people we wanted to switch on the Doomsday experiment. People...
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Funny story:  A Levels Getting Harder

A Levels Getting Harder

The usual late summer comment that A Levels are getting easier has been overturned it was revealed today. The comment that thousands of teenagers only have to turn up to get an A star at A Level has been dispelled by suggestions that they are getting...
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Funny story:  The Queen Is Really A Man

The Queen Is Really A Man

A constitutional crisis beckoned in the UK last night when it was revealed that Queen Elizabeth the Second was in a fact a man. This is the first time there has been a gender confusion issue within the monarchy since Edward the Confessor did indeed c...
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Funny story:  Marmite To Be Made Compulsory In The National Curriculum

Marmite To Be Made Compulsory In The National Curriculum

The Education Minister Ed Bollocks has announced that Marmite, the love it or hate it vegetable based spread will be made part of the National Curriculum from September 2008. 'It is important that the pros and cons of Marmite is made available to...
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Funny story:  Musicians Run Out Of Notes

Musicians Run Out Of Notes

Musicians and composers were placed in a state of panic last night when scientists revealed that every possible combination of notes that could be used for new songs had been exhausted. The main implications of this is that no original pieces of musi...
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Funny story:  Campaigner Tried To Glue Himself To Gordon Brown

Campaigner Tried To Glue Himself To Gordon Brown

News from Number 10 where it was claimed that Dan Glass, a protestor of something or other attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown.
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Funny story:  Canoeist Wife Up Shit Creek

Canoeist Wife Up Shit Creek

Anne Darwin the ex canoeists wife recently found guilty of fraud is 'up shit creek' according to a respected lawyer. Her conviction follows the faked death of her husband Peter while canoeing the North East.
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Funny story:  Radovan Karadzic Found

Radovan Karadzic Found

Radovan Karadzic wanted for war crimes in the Balkan Wars of the early nineties has been found in Hull. It is believed Mr Karrothead had been employed as Hull City's mascot 'Tommy The Trawler' since 1996.
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Funny story:  Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Robert Mugabe has found a way of defying the EU Ban which prevents him of ever setting foot on continental Europe. It is rumoured that Mr Mugabe intends to digitally remaster himself enabling him to be sent to every fax machine in Europe as a junk fa...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Calendar Gesture

Gordon Brown Calendar Gesture

Opponents of the change from the Julian to Gregorian calendar are to posthumously get their eleven missing days back Gordon Brown has announced.
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Funny story:  Cleanliness Not Next To Godliness Shock

Cleanliness Not Next To Godliness Shock

Purists of the English language were left reeling today when the new cable tv programme 'Proverb Busters' concluded that cleanliness was not next to godliness.
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Funny story:  Hidden Code Found In Queens Xmas Speech

Hidden Code Found In Queens Xmas Speech

A mystical code has been found in all of the Queen's Christmas speeches she has ever done since her instalment as Queen 5000 years ago. The Queen's sppech has been a popular highlight of the yuletide festivities watched by millions all waitin...
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Funny story:  Taleban Found In Plug Hole

Taleban Found In Plug Hole

Fifty members of the Taleban have been found in a plug hole in Crewe. The shock discovery was made by Mrs Trouserpress this morning.
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Funny story:  Greg Norman To Get Married More Often

Greg Norman To Get Married More Often

In light of his recent resurgence at Royal Birkdale, Greg Norman has revealed that he attributes his revival to marrying Chris Evert Lloyd Norman.
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Shits Himself

Gordon Brown Shits Himself

It was revealed last night that Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently soiled his pants at Prime Minister's Question Time. This is the first recorded incident of any PM having trouser problems himself since the famous Disraeli piss stain incident d...
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Funny story:  Prince Edward's Oxo Shame

Prince Edward's Oxo Shame

The royal family was thrown into turmoil last night when it was revealed that Prince Edward, Earl of Essex had admitted to have 'used Oxo' during his teenage years.
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