Jesus has signed for Spurs it has been announced. This has already caused controversy within the premiership given that the transfer window deadline has expired.
A spokesman for the premier league stated 'it is not on, one minute Jesus is perform...
The near collapse of the Halifax Building Society this week has had a big effect on bespectacled employee Howard Thingy this week.
The employee who was plucked from the obscurity of cashiers desk to become a singing sensation for the many tedious...
The long awaited particle accelerator thingy on the France Swiss border is to be activated by the Krankies it was announced today.
A spokesman announced 'We had a number of options for people we wanted to switch on the Doomsday experiment. People...
The usual late summer comment that A Levels are getting easier has been overturned it was revealed today. The comment that thousands of teenagers only have to turn up to get an A star at A Level has been dispelled by suggestions that they are getting...
A constitutional crisis beckoned in the UK last night when it was revealed that Queen Elizabeth the Second was in a fact a man. This is the first time there has been a gender confusion issue within the monarchy since Edward the Confessor did indeed c...
The Education Minister Ed Bollocks has announced that Marmite, the love it or hate it vegetable based spread will be made part of the National Curriculum from September 2008.
'It is important that the pros and cons of Marmite is made available to...
Musicians and composers were placed in a state of panic last night when scientists revealed that every possible combination of notes that could be used for new songs had been exhausted. The main implications of this is that no original pieces of musi...
News from Number 10 where it was claimed that Dan Glass, a protestor of something or other attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown.
Anne Darwin the ex canoeists wife recently found guilty of fraud is 'up shit creek' according to a respected lawyer. Her conviction follows the faked death of her husband Peter while canoeing the North East.
Radovan Karadzic wanted for war crimes in the Balkan Wars of the early nineties has been found in Hull. It is believed Mr Karrothead had been employed as Hull City's mascot 'Tommy The Trawler' since 1996.
Robert Mugabe has found a way of defying the EU Ban which prevents him of ever setting foot on continental Europe. It is rumoured that Mr Mugabe intends to digitally remaster himself enabling him to be sent to every fax machine in Europe as a junk fa...
Opponents of the change from the Julian to Gregorian calendar are to posthumously get their eleven missing days back Gordon Brown has announced.
Purists of the English language were left reeling today when the new cable tv programme 'Proverb Busters' concluded that cleanliness was not next to godliness.
A mystical code has been found in all of the Queen's Christmas speeches she has ever done since her instalment as Queen 5000 years ago. The Queen's sppech has been a popular highlight of the yuletide festivities watched by millions all waitin...
Fifty members of the Taleban have been found in a plug hole in Crewe. The shock discovery was made by Mrs Trouserpress this morning.
In light of his recent resurgence at Royal Birkdale, Greg Norman has revealed that he attributes his revival to marrying Chris Evert Lloyd Norman.
It was revealed last night that Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently soiled his pants at Prime Minister's Question Time. This is the first recorded incident of any PM having trouser problems himself since the famous Disraeli piss stain incident d...
The royal family was thrown into turmoil last night when it was revealed that Prince Edward, Earl of Essex had admitted to have 'used Oxo' during his teenage years.
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