According to latest surveys, 80% of Americans are convinced that the rest of the world is just a sitcom, used by television broadcasters to boost ratings.
Football (No Irish lad would say Soccer) has been finally officially declared the national sport of Ireland.
After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.
Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.
Off the coast of Florida, a gentle wind became a hurricane upon the slightest provocation by the north-western winds.
A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.
Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.
Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.
Attractive waists have replaced toxic wastes as the biggest problem clean towns in America seem to face.
Cats have been a menace in the town of East Cheswick for many years now. Feeding off the overflowing garbage and chasing small kids off the playgrounds, these feline beasts have made life miserable for the residents.
New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.
Mugabe accepted Bush's offer for more penalties magnanimously. Villagers were seen rejoicing in the streets as the news was announced by the town-criers all over the country. Zimbabwe, already reeling under the joy of seeing Mugabe re-elected as...