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Funny story: Florida couple's house burned when matchbook collection catches fire

Florida couple's house burned when matchbook collection catches fire

The Hoarder's Digest - Tragedy struck on Thursday afternoon when the home of Ned and Wanda Kelly went ablaze after a grease fire ignited several grocery bags full of matchbooks stored around the stove and numerous closets around the house. The couple...
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Funny story: Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

The Boise Inquirer- The quiet city of Boise Idaho was a little less quiet when academy award winning actor Robert Deniro was seen leaving Walgreens on wednesday evening. An onlooker spotted the "Analyse This" star leaving at around 11:45 p.m carrying...
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Funny story: King of pop alive and well

King of pop alive and well

The Hemorhoid weekly - When 56 year old cola executive Martin Jefferson opened his newspaper one morning he thought there was a mistake. The headline read "MJ dead. Fans mourn the loss of the king of pop." The cola CEO was in disbelief. "I couldn...
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Funny story: Area man pleased with yard

Area man pleased with yard

Boulder , CO - Despite recessions and job layoffs, Boulder native Bob Plumb is quite pleased with how his yard looks. His lawn is short, hedges are trim, and not a drop of dog shit anywhere. "I can't believe how it looks this year!" Said the 62 y...
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Funny story: New drinking game proves fatal

New drinking game proves fatal

Santa Fe, NM - In what seemed to be a harmless drinking game, A handful of college students last night experienced the follies of drinking and firearms when 26 year old Chuff Miller fatally shot his friend 23 year old Bob Pricks. The victim was flown...
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Funny story: Transit system seeks new image

Transit system seeks new image

In an effort to raise public transit use in response to rising gas prices and global warming concern, the U.S. department of transportation is looking to the public for ideas on changing the image given to those who use it.
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Funny story: Drunk driving found to be pretty fun

Drunk driving found to be pretty fun

In what might be the biggest blow to anti-drunk driving laws and advocates since the introduction of the Chrysler Minibar, top alcoholics have proven drunk driving to be "hella fun." Although the theory had been known to many for many years...
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Funny story: New Saxophone hero game released

New Saxophone hero game released

In response to the overwhelming popularity of games like Guitar Hero, Sony released Saxophone Hero. This weekend saw lines stretching for miles at local electronics stores as the new game hit shelves.
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Funny story: Origin of "Cock-block" discovered

Origin of "Cock-block" discovered

Science weekly - Scientists unearthed last week what they believed to be the origin of the first ever "cock-block". The remains of 3 "cavemen like" individuals where found near the Euphrates river in the Middle East. One was found...
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Funny story: Flaminroids scores 1000 points in Knicks win

Flaminroids scores 1000 points in Knicks win

New York City, New York - In what may of been the biggest breakout game of any person who ever existed, rookie player Flaminroids, scored an unprecedented 1000 points to smash Wilt Chamberlains previous 100 points in one game record.
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Funny story: Prom date doesn't put out. Legal action taken.

Prom date doesn't put out. Legal action taken.

Savannah, Georgia - What began as a hopeful night for Jim Sloan, ended in total disappointment. Jim had asked Nancy Carlisle to prom in hopes that, given Nancy's reputation, he would "totally get some". But after much anticipation and m...
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Funny story: Astronaut lands shuttle in store parking lot

Astronaut lands shuttle in store parking lot

Des Moines, Iowa - A space shuttle returning from a recent visit to russian space station "Smirnoff", unexpectedly landed in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Iowa.
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Funny story: Bush tells Kyoto commitee to deal with it

Bush tells Kyoto commitee to deal with it

Kyoto, Japan - In a first time appearance, President George W. Bush made one thing clear. "If you don't like it, then you get out of America." When a French reporter pointed out they weren't in America, the president shot right back...
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Funny story: New car expected to attract pricks and douche bags

New car expected to attract pricks and douche bags

Hiroshima, Japan- Acura unveiled its new luxury line of sedans at a Japanese auto show last week. Honda, which owns the luxury line acura, intended the new A/SS for American sales only because of the abundance of pure uncut assholes who need cars thi...
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Funny story: Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
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Funny story: Burger King Employee chosen to play "Wayne Skywalker"

Burger King Employee chosen to play "Wayne Skywalker"

Omaha, Nebraska - In an unlikely event, the actor chosen to play Anakin Skywalker's deaf brother Wayne in an upcoming TV mini-series "The Skywalkers", was Local fry cook Rodney Simon.
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Funny story: Threesome a success says 3 CSU students

Threesome a success says 3 CSU students

Fort Collins, CO - On Wednesday night at 8:15 p.m., CSU students Vicki Bell, Damon Thompson, and Reginald Bale successfully initiated and completed a threesome.
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Funny story: Utah governor introduces new alcohol law

Utah governor introduces new alcohol law

Salt Lake City, Utah - In an attempt to make the beehive states already confusing liquor laws even more mind blowing, Utah governor Hyrum Smith III introduced the "Sippy-cup law".
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