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Susan Boyle loses, news media blames Arkansas and AT&T

Funny story: Susan Boyle loses, news media blames Arkansas and AT&T

London, England - Susan Boyle, the Scottish internet sensation watched by millions of people around the world, lost "Britain's Got Talent". Boyle came in second to a dance group called "Diversity" which won the title and 100,000 pounds or 159,000 dol...

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Simon Cowell wants Adam Lambert to be crowned Queen of America

Funny story: Simon Cowell wants Adam Lambert to be crowned Queen of America

Hollywood California - Simon Cowell wants the United States to crown American Idol screamer Adam Lambert Queen of America. Surly Simon Cowell bantered about the idea of crowning popular singer of American Idol Adam Lambert as Queen of America on h...

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Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Funny story: Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...

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Is Kris Allen leaving his wife for a mysterious statuesque vixen?

Funny story: Is Kris Allen leaving his wife for a mysterious statuesque vixen?

Hollywood, California - Reports are emerging that American Idol contestant Kris Allen is leaving his wife for another woman. Reporters and paparazzi have packed up their bags after waiting out in front of OctuMom's lawn and did a mass exodus to t...

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Tatiana Del Toro to open for David Archuleta on tour

Funny story: Tatiana Del Toro to open for David Archuleta on tour

Hollywood, Calif. - Reports are leaking out that American Idol contestant Tatiana Del Toro will be the opening for Idol second place runner up David Archuleta for his upcoming tour. Tatiana has been one of the most talked about contestants this year...

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Rocker David Cook revealed to be Ringleader of Somali Pirates

Funny story: Rocker David Cook revealed to be Ringleader of Somali Pirates

Mogadishu, Somalia - Last evening joint British and American naval ships rescued the Saudi oil tanker held by a gang of Somali pirates. The oil tanker had been over taken by pirates off the coast of Africa this week and held for high ransom. The tank...

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Coldplay's Chris Martin Quits Band to Rule the World

Funny story: Coldplay's Chris Martin Quits Band to Rule the World

London, England - Lead singer for the English rock band Coldplay stunned the music industry Wednesday when he announced that the band was breaking up in 2009. There have been rumors swirling about why the band decided to split. Those rumors were...

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American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele

Funny story: American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele

London, England - American Idol's David Cook singer of "Light On" has a girlfriend, the semi-talented singer Kimberly Caldwell, well apparently the 2nd place winner of Season 7 American Idol has is own warbling songstress. Reports are coming out...

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Topless Risqué Photos of Barack Obama's Paternal Grandmother Surface

Funny story: Topless Risqué Photos of Barack Obama's Paternal Grandmother Surface

Kenya, Africa - Last week reported photos of Barack Obama's mother, Stanley Anne Dunham, completely nude surfaced on the internet causing many to speculate if there were any more scandalous photos of Barack Obama's family members in provocative poses...

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Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

Funny story: Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home was also raided and her twins...

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Iceland auctioned off on eBay to highest bidder

Funny story: Iceland auctioned off on eBay to highest bidder

Reykjavik, Iceland - The Icelandic parliament met this week in the capital of Reykjavik to discuss their financial predicament. The Icelandic Prime Minister, Geir Haarde, has gone over several options to fix the financial crises in Iceland. One op...

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Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

Funny story: Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

News outlets were trying to see what type of facial reactions and body motions both vice presidential candidates would show in the debate, but with one of the candidates that might have been a problem because of botox injection rumors. CBS had hir...

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Prostitutes New Campaign: "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less"

Funny story: Prostitutes New Campaign: "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less"

Bunny Ranch, Reno, NV - Economic hard times have hit almost every sector of American life including the brothels of Nevada. So the working ladies of the famous Bunny Ranch brothel outside of Reno, Nevada are touting the Republican slogan that fits th...

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Barack Obama - Freddie Mac-Daddy and a Fannie Mae Ho

Funny story: Barack Obama - Freddie Mac-Daddy and a Fannie Mae Ho

Sept. 2008, Center for Responsive Politics came out this week showing that Barack Obama was the 2nd largest recipient of cash from troubled financial giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, who were in deep doo-doo this summer and they were facing going b...

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Hurricane Ike pounds the Gulf Coast hard says witness

Funny story: Hurricane Ike pounds the Gulf Coast hard says witness

Galveston, TX - Hurricane Ike pounded the Gulf Coast hard stated the only witness who stayed behind to see the incident. Tom Peepers, who works at the Galveston Pussy Cat Adult Theater said he saw the whole thing as he walked around the ruins of Hurr...

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Barack Obama's grandmother moves into shanty with Barack's brother for safety

Funny story: Barack Obama's grandmother moves into shanty with Barack's brother for safety

Huruma, Kenya - The 86 year old granny of Barack Obama reported to newspapers that Wednesday robbers broke into her modest home to steal her solar panels. She was quoted as saying that she now fears for her safety. The burglars broke down the oct...

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Barack Obama requests Surge to stop violence in Chicago

Funny story: Barack Obama requests Surge to stop violence in Chicago

Reports came out that more people were murdered in Barack Obama's Chicago than U.S. soldiers have died in Iraq and Afghanistan this summer. There were a record 125 murders in Chicago. A CBS affiliated station reported that in fact the number of mu...

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Chris Matthews proposes to Barack Obama live on TV

During the Democratic Convention cable news correspondent and Hard Ball host, Chris Matthews asked for Barack Obama's hand in marriage live on TV after he gave his speech. Matthews had previously stated that when Barack Obama spoke he felt a ting...

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