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Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

Funny story: Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

From within the Bat Cave- John McCain, the self-proclaimed 'Dark Overlord of the Night', recently proclaimed a new evil villain in society: the sun. It was not quite surprising coming from McCain, a well known vampire; what drew attention was his...

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Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

Funny story: Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

L.A., California - The attention whores, the environmentalists, are at it again-another proclamation from the global warming propagandists. Al Gore, the mastermind behind the apocalyptic hype on the environment, has now confirmed the noble truth: e...

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McCain Travels to Bloody F*cking Hell-Hole Africa

Funny story: McCain Travels to Bloody F*cking Hell-Hole Africa

Washington D.C.-John McCain, in efforts only described as pointless, recently made headlines in his proposal to visit "Black Country" Africa. His campaign manager described the reasoning as a "cultural exploration of the natural habit...

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Some Whore's Fire Problems

Funny story: Some Whore's Fire Problems

Dirty Central, Alabama - The Deputy Sheriff, Sergeant Piggers, has said a giant fire has amassed near a slew of mobile home trailers at 8pm, endangering every concerned property owner in the area.

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Bush Unveils Plan to Combat Global Warming

Funny story: Bush Unveils Plan to Combat Global Warming

Washington, D.C.- At the White Press Conference this afternoon, President George Bush announced his plan to combat global warming. The plan, entitled "Fuck Al Gore," calls for the designing of 2 large-scale air conditioning units, one plac...

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Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Funny story: Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Washington, D.C. - "America, I see a bright, black future ahead. I have a dream- a dream that one day Americans can stand hand-in-hand and rap Crank That with Soulja Boy." These stunning remarks were part of Obama's want-to-be Martin...

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White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

Funny story: White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

From mowing the lawn and playing Minesweeper, Michigan nerd Tim has gone from "White and Nerdy" to "Blacker than Black Gansgta."...

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New Alternative Energy Source: Your Own Blood!

Funny story: New Alternative Energy Source: Your Own Blood!

A brand new, efficient fuel for our energy addicted nation - Blood. This new idea is coming straight from the scientists right here in our own city, Hell Hole, Texas!...

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Zero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School

Slumville, Texas - Jimmy Rock, 6, carried out his plan for mass destruction at his elementary school last Wednesday at Hell-Hole Elementary. He brought his Nerf gun (a high powered toy gun equipped with scary bullets) to school and held Sally's...

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Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Funny story: Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Washington D.C. - At the Clinton's Press Meeting, Mrs. Clinton discussed the possibility of the assassination of Barack Obama, Hillary's fierce competitor in the Democratic race for the White House.

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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