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Funny story: Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

From within the Bat Cave- John McCain, the self-proclaimed 'Dark Overlord of the Night', recently proclaimed a new evil villain in society: the sun. It was not quite surprising coming from McCain, a well known vampire; what drew attention was his...
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Funny story: Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

L.A., California - The attention whores, the environmentalists, are at it again-another proclamation from the global warming propagandists. Al Gore, the mastermind behind the apocalyptic hype on the environment, has now confirmed the noble truth: e...
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Funny story: McCain Travels to Bloody F*cking Hell-Hole Africa

McCain Travels to Bloody F*cking Hell-Hole Africa

Washington D.C.-John McCain, in efforts only described as pointless, recently made headlines in his proposal to visit "Black Country" Africa. His campaign manager described the reasoning as a "cultural exploration of the natural habit...
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Funny story: Some Whore's Fire Problems

Some Whore's Fire Problems

Dirty Central, Alabama - The Deputy Sheriff, Sergeant Piggers, has said a giant fire has amassed near a slew of mobile home trailers at 8pm, endangering every concerned property owner in the area.
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Funny story: Bush Unveils Plan to Combat Global Warming

Bush Unveils Plan to Combat Global Warming

Washington, D.C.- At the White Press Conference this afternoon, President George Bush announced his plan to combat global warming. The plan, entitled "Fuck Al Gore," calls for the designing of 2 large-scale air conditioning units, one plac...
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Funny story: Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Washington, D.C. - "America, I see a bright, black future ahead. I have a dream- a dream that one day Americans can stand hand-in-hand and rap Crank That with Soulja Boy." These stunning remarks were part of Obama's want-to-be Martin...
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Funny story: White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

From mowing the lawn and playing Minesweeper, Michigan nerd Tim has gone from "White and Nerdy" to "Blacker than Black Gansgta."...
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Funny story: New Alternative Energy Source: Your Own Blood!

New Alternative Energy Source: Your Own Blood!

A brand new, efficient fuel for our energy addicted nation - Blood. This new idea is coming straight from the scientists right here in our own city, Hell Hole, Texas!...
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Funny story: Zero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School

Zero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School

Slumville, Texas - Jimmy Rock, 6, carried out his plan for mass destruction at his elementary school last Wednesday at Hell-Hole Elementary. He brought his Nerf gun (a high powered toy gun equipped with scary bullets) to school and held Sally's...
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Funny story: Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Washington D.C. - At the Clinton's Press Meeting, Mrs. Clinton discussed the possibility of the assassination of Barack Obama, Hillary's fierce competitor in the Democratic race for the White House.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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