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Woman missing for 70 years found safe and well

Funny story: Woman missing for 70 years found safe and well

A woman from Barnet has returned home after 70 years and it turns out it was all a fuss about nothing. Doris Parker left her house to go shopping for a packet of biscuits and a bar of soap on the morning of July 6th 1947 however before reaching t...

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Ray Wilkins recognised as cultural icon

Funny story: Ray Wilkins recognised as cultural icon

Time magazine has just released their list of most influential people 2017. Amongst the world's most influential creative artists, musicians and political activists is a name unfamiliar with a large number of people around the world. The decision to...

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Steve McClaren rules himself out of England job

Funny story: Steve McClaren rules himself out of England job

Fc Twente's flamboyant Dutch manager Steve McClaren has officially ruled himself out of the newly vacant England managers post. Given that McClaren was never "ever in a million years" (FA chairman David Bernstein) going to be interviewed for the job,...

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Furious Wenger to be kept in glass box

Funny story: Furious Wenger to be kept in glass box

It would seem that the Premier league sidelines will be a safer place next season. Arsenal's "mad professor" manager Arsene Wenger has today revealed the punishment imposed on him by the Premier League following a season of touchline insanities. In a...

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Big Brother in shocking Rusian Roulette finale

Funny story: Big Brother in shocking Rusian Roulette finale

TV show Big Brother last night announced a shockingly desperate attempt to win back viewers in its final ever series. A statement explained "We are proud to announce that a game of Russian roulette will be played on the final night of this years sho...

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Graham Dott loses snooker final after falling asleep

Funny story: Graham Dott loses snooker final after falling asleep

Snooker hotshot Graham Dott handed last nights epic World snooker final to Neil Robertson after falling asleep at what experts could only describe as "way past his bedtime". The final took an exciting twist when TV cameras picked up Dott's eyes start...

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Apprentice's Nick Hewer - You're fired!

Funny story: Apprentice's Nick Hewer - You're fired!

Viewers to the latest episode of the apprentice have been left gasping with shock at the biggest twist in gamehow history. Nick Hewer, Sir Alan Sugar's right hand man for 35 years was sensationally fired on the spot after a series of uncharacteristic...

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Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Funny story: Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Questionably insane ex children's television presenter, Timmy Mallet, has been controversially named as the new presenter of BBC's Crimewatch program.

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Pietersen "Pot Shot" gains ICC approval

Cricket entrepreneur Kevin Pietersen has come up with another wonder stroke in his latest attempt to change the face of cricket. The pot shot is where, as Pietersen puts it, the batsmen uses his bat "as if it were a snooker cue".

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Henman comeback confirmed

Tennis legend Tim Henman has confirmed the worst kept secret in Tennis by announcing that he will make an emotional comeback for this years Wimbledon Championships.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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