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The Prodigy To Headline In Diamond Jubilee Festival

Funny story: The Prodigy To Headline In Diamond Jubilee Festival

A music festival to commemorate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee has been arranged to coincide with the event on the 5th of June, with the Queen rumoured to be making a surprise guest appearance on the main dance stage along with festival headliners The P...

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Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Funny story: Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Stocks of Quick Drying Woodstain have run out after David Cameron advised the public not to paint their garden fences this weekend. DIY stores and Homecentres across the U.K have seen an unprecedented surge in people desperate to get their hands o...

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Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Funny story: Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...

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Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Funny story: Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Following on from the exceptional story of a pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Thomas Beatie is to lose rights to look after his new born daughter after splitting from long term fiance Nancy.

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Nintendo Announce Dr Kawashima's Potty Training

Funny story: Nintendo Announce Dr Kawashima's Potty Training

Fresh after the success of 'Brain Training', 'Brain Training 2' and 'Learn To Cook Food in the Kitchen Training', Dr Kawashima's latest offering is targeting mothers of the videogaming world, which make up a staggering 0.0...

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Arsenal sign Steptoe and Son

Funny story: Arsenal sign Steptoe and Son

After much speculation relating to the transfer of Samir Nasri, Ben Arfa and even rumours of David Villa coming to Arsenal, Arsene Wenger has finally confirmed Albert and Harold Steptoe as his first big name(s) signing of the summer.

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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