Chicago, IL - We've all heard the phrase, "Ugly American". Now it appears that science may lend some credence to the stereotype. Researchers at the University of Chicago Center for Bioaesthetics have announced results of a study indic...
Washington, D.C. - George W. Bush disclosed yesterday that his entire presidency was part of an elaborate "gag" concocted by himself and Vice President Al Gore that "just got out of control".
Racine, WI - In what appears to be a first since cell phone services began offering a 'texting' feature, a teenager has been found to have been sending messages composed of complete English words and sentences.
A new paper published in the journal Science by astronomers from the National Cosmological Center concludes that our solar system really isn't that interesting.
New York, NY - In the wake of the startling discovery in the Brazilian rainforest of what may be the last uncontacted indigenous tribe, a consortium of Manhattan restaurant owners is hoping to base a new dining spot on the tribe's native cuisine.
Hollywood, CA - Having heard that former Carson sidekick and mail-order contest icon Ed Mcmahon is in danger of having his Beverly Hills home foreclosed on, actress Angelina Jolie and husband Brad Pitt have agreed to adopt the octogenarian celebrity.
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