Daniel Kilduff, a student from the small town of Ashby, discovered an extra-terrestrial MARS bar in the early hours of yesterday night.
Total twat, Steve Mclaren, has declared his love for Argentina, as a result of this, the Argentinian FA have appointed the prick as manager.
Oasis frontmen Liam and Noel Gallagher were last night, caught up in a backstage brawl after yesterdays Brit Awards.
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