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Funny story: Chelsea sign experienced masturbator

Chelsea sign experienced masturbator

Chelsea have bolstered their ranks of money-grabbing, self-obsessed tossers by signing Yuri Zhirkov from CSKA Moscow. Zhirkov - pronounced 'Jerk-off' - signed for £18 million, and Blues boss Carlo Ancelotti hopes that the player isn't a flop at St...
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Funny story: Ancelotti tells City to "shove it"

Ancelotti tells City to "shove it"

In a daring assault on money-bags Manchester City, new Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti has told the northern club's executives to forget about luring Blues skipper John Terry away from Stamford Bridge - telling them to "shove their offer." City made...
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Funny story: 15 Year Old Appointed Chelsea Manager

15 Year Old Appointed Chelsea Manager

Alex Hinsley has been announced as the replacement for Avram Grant.
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Funny story: Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis

Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has left the band following an argument with his brother, Liam.
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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