Red-faced scientists now admit that melting polar ice will not raise sea levels as much as first thought. In a statement issued from the Institute of the Bleedin' Obvious, it was acknowledged that ice cubes floating in glasses of water do not signifi...
Amid accusations of a sell-out by fee*-thinking writers, an internet search company has purchased The Spoof to create Spoogle . Spoogle recently unveiled its much anticipated i-eye TM technology which uses webcams to search a person's thoughts. Sim...
Months before the Eurovision Song Contest has even begun to aggravate the annual bowel symptoms, the losing UK entry is about to be penned by none other than Alfred Lord Tennyson.
With the help of specialist sponsors Android Rubber, a Westminster...
Mystery surrounds a giant lego man found washed up on Brighton beach who has been undergoing psychiatric testing in order to find out where he came from.
It appears that this case is remarkably similar to that of a man found wandering in Kent in...
Football referees are to be given increased powers to sanction the ever-dwindling number of professional players committing fouls and cheating.
From next Tuesday, in addition to traditional finger-wagging, FIFA will grant refs the power of reaso...
Tests have confirmed that French electricity being supplied to the UK is contaminated with C-Difficile, the super bug which normally lurks in unpasteurised milk and causes lethargy, cynicism, arrogance and untimely trains.
EDF customers have been...
Coastguard officials from the port of Dubris, known as Dover in Roman times, have reported sighting a large yacht loaded with Klingons and heading for the British coast at a rate of knots.
These loathsome 'creatures of nightmare' have not been see...
The Queen has said that having Andrew Motion in the post of Poet Laureate has put her 'right orf' poetry for good and that she was only trying to do the 'ungrateful b'ard' a favour.
After hearing Motion complain that writing for the Royals cause...
United Nations manager Ban Ki-Moon admits his side may have been tactically naive and shouldn't even have been on the pitch during the last round of the Anglo-American Name Claiming Championships.
Peacekeepers were called to the touchline as Brits...
A William Shakespeare festival is being planned for the run-up to the 2012 London games as part of an effort to make it a 'Cultural Olympiad'. Unfortunately nobody has yet had the wit to check which Stratford the stadium should be built in.
Sev...
Jeremy Kyle on daytime TV aside, perhaps the most disturbing development to date in modern technology has been uncovered by 'journalists' at TheSpoof.com. Sneaky Russian scientists have been developing a pen that is up 200,000 times mightier than any...
DIY chain B&Q has been handed a contract believed to be worth $3.5bn to supply around 100 pots of their own brand tile grouting following problems with space shuttle insulation coming away on take-off.
The next scheduled scheduled flight was t...
The title of 'happiest place on earth' has been awarded to Denmark, a country which gets its name from the ancient 'Dark Men' and in recent years has been vilified for it's unruly cartoonists. Its reputation for jollity and fun on the world stage is...
Red-faced ministers and assorted other idiots losing sensitive data may have Twinkle the cat to thank after TheSpoof.com discovered him playing with a new dangly toy. Until now, ministers had been considering using the Trades Descriptions Act to sue...
A Facebook group, popular with elderly people and known as 'I secretly want to entice young people into a damn good kicking by walking slowly in the street' has been exposed by the Internet Police, the shadowy figures responsible for IP addresses.
A clandestine group of conspiracy theorists formerly known as 'The North Walsham And District Boys Brigade Cover But Really A Secret Society of Conspiracy Theorists Dn-Dn-Durrrrrn!' has been rocked by allegations that one of their members del...
George W Bush looks set to leave the world stage on an all-time high after talks with North Korea broke down with accusations that there was 'way too much' Shania Twain in the negotiations.
The Glazer brothers have announced that Manchester United, the former football team, is about to be wound up.