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Funny story: Judasism In Football - New Case

Judasism In Football - New Case

A new case of Judasism has appeared in the world of football, much to the delight of the supporters of Turkish side Galatasary. Mr Harry Kewell a former player of Leeds United during their glory days, which now seem so long,long ago, has joined Ista...
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Funny story: Barton Boys Spring Barton

Barton Boys Spring Barton

Some of those loveable little urchins last seen on panorama getting high and packing heat. Have in what is being described as an event you did not need a crystal ball to see, sprung pal joey from the big house, were he was imprisoned for take away fo...
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Funny story: Hull City Sign Player

Hull City Sign Player

Hull City Football Club have signed a footballer, a man who plays football. This is the premiership giant's second signing of the close season and closely follows the capture of former star player Craig Fagan, who has once again left a champions...
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Funny story: Football Hooligan Books Greatest Spoofs Ever

Football Hooligan Books Greatest Spoofs Ever

Some of the greatest spoof novels in the world are the globally famous, printed in many languages, books of the football hooligan genre.
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Funny story: Britney Spears- foopS I Did It Again Spoof

Britney Spears- foopS I Did It Again Spoof

Once again poor little Britney "empty pram" Spears is in the news for all the wrong reasons and it is to be hoped that one day soon we may get to read a happy jolly Britney story, one that may reflect in a good light the ernomous reality of...
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Funny story: Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Sources close to Hull City supremo Big Phil Brown have let it be known through trusted third parties in the viking fish & chip shop, Anlaby Road, Ull upon Umber, of the great man's disgust at the behaviour of little Phil Schooli and indeed Chelsk...
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Funny story: Massive Oil Reserves Found In Zimbabwe - US "peacekeeping" Forces Prepare For War

Massive Oil Reserves Found In Zimbabwe - US "peacekeeping" Forces Prepare For War

Reports coming out of Africa have indicated that a "substantial and significant" amount of oil has been discovered deep below the earth in strife torn Zimbabwe.
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Funny story: Hull City Withdraw Mugabe's Season Ticket-All Out War Expected

Hull City Withdraw Mugabe's Season Ticket-All Out War Expected

Dictator of Zimbabwe Sir Robert Mugabe yesterday suffered a series of humiliating blows which will no doubt lead to genocide, bloodshed, all out civil war and the inevitable end of his dictatorial reign.
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Funny story: Black Messiah In Promised Land Promise

Black Messiah In Promised Land Promise

Handbills and flyers with the words. I shall lead you my people to the promised land for I am the truth the light and the guvnor and you can call me the guvnor. Have been found discarded on the floor of the small Lancashire Village of Blackburn.
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Funny story: Ten German Bombers Still Flying-Swiss Navy Disband

Ten German Bombers Still Flying-Swiss Navy Disband

Reports from Switzerland indicate an ever increasing panic setting in amongst it citizens and guests, after repeated sightings of German Bombers in the air. It is believed there are ten of the said bombers patrolling the airspace of neutral Switzerla...
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Funny story: Pregnancy Pact - We Did It For Britney Spears

Pregnancy Pact - We Did It For Britney Spears

The mystery of the Gloucester high pregnancy pact which has been puzzling the whole of United States, may now have become clearer after several of the young ladies involved sensationally claimed that they "Did it for Britney."...
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Funny story: Prince Harry and Prince William in Horseback Crusade Training

Prince Harry and Prince William in Horseback Crusade Training

Heroic Harry of Wales and his brother Billy Wales were yesterday at the Beafort Polo Club, Gloucestershire for the latest training session for the crusade to Jerusalem of 2013. It is thought the two brothers had met up for Harry to catch up on Billy&...
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Funny story: New Messiah Is Black

New Messiah Is Black

Worshippers at the Ewood Cathedral, Lancashire, woke up this morning to find a new messiah has been appointed and will soon be coming to live and work amongst the dark satanic mills. A new messiah has widely been predicted for the area since the last...
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Funny story: Hull City-Premier League Bell Ring- Decision Imminent

Hull City-Premier League Bell Ring- Decision Imminent

Hull City Football Club, new entrants to this year's premiership have recently announced their intention to have a bell ringing ceremony on the opening day of the new football season.
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Funny story: McClaren Gets job In Football Shock

McClaren Gets job In Football Shock

Steve McClaren the one time Hull City midfield legend and failed England football manager, has shocked the world of football as well as those close to him, by being appointed manager of Dutch side FC Twente.
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Funny story: Hull City - Club Record Transfer Deal Imminent

Hull City - Club Record Transfer Deal Imminent

Football's most wanted manager, Hull City's Phil Brown is thought to be about to shatter the record fee ever paid by Hull City. The clubs two previous million pound plus purchases, Dean Marney and Caleb Folan have proved their worth but if Hu...
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Funny story: Door Opens For Future Manchester United Manager's Job-Phil Brown In Frame

Door Opens For Future Manchester United Manager's Job-Phil Brown In Frame

With respected Sunday journals reporting the impending departure of Manchester United assistant manager Carlos Queiroz, heading off to sunny Portugal to take over from Phil Scolari. It expected that the annual management merry go round,which is in fu...
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Funny story: New Hull City Winger May Be Bent

New Hull City Winger May Be Bent

Craig Fagan the player who Hull City bought back from championship relegation favourites Derby County, has denied emphatically that the possible arrival of Marcus Bent from Charlton Athletic would in any way undermine his position in the squad.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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