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Balotelli plans to nutmeg Obama

Funny story: Balotelli plans to nutmeg Obama

Mario Balotelli revealed today that he plans to run as an independent for the office of the President of the United States of America in 2012. Balotelli is famed for typically bizarre behaviour, but our sources indicate that even Paul Gascoigne was s...

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Cameron admits defeat

Funny story: Cameron admits defeat

Today, the prime minister shocked parliament by dissolving the British government. In a disturbing statement, David Cameron announced that following much consideration, he and his cabinet can no longer be bothered to run Britain. The leader of the...

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Brown claims the top job

It has emerged today that Gordon Brown bribed Tony Blair to leave office and claimed the amount back on expenses. The claim for £40,000 was requested in cash on 1st May 2007, payable in used tenners to Gordon himself. A parliamentary spokesperson...

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Bank pays cleaner £12m bonus

Funny story: Bank pays cleaner £12m bonus

London - a large international bank has paid one of its best cleaners a £12m bonus this year. The cleaner who wishes to remain anonymous has been given the huge city bonus following years of delivering exceptional performance. Following a recent r...

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I borrowed my way out of debt!

Funny story: I borrowed my way out of debt!

Gordon Brown today announced that the common belief that "two wrongs do not make a right" is actually false. The UK has plunged itself into a debt fuelled recession following years of increasing personal debt. Many of the UK's problems were cause...

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Hummer H2O Announced

Funny story: Hummer H2O Announced

The ASBO vehicle manufacturer Hummer has announced their new 'climate friendly' vehicle today. Unusually for the manufacturer, the only emission from this vehicle will be water.

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Brown announces new hydrogen levy

Funny story: Brown announces new hydrogen levy

Gordon Brown today revealed the government's plans to place a levy on Hydrogen. The abundant gas, used by millions each day is to be taxed at 40p per kilo. The levy will be back dated to roman times and current generations will be forced to pay f...

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PM is in the Brown again

Funny story: PM is in the Brown again

Gordon Brown today stunned the UK with an announcement to increase the number of public sector jobs to 65 million before 2015. The move to ease unemployment concerns will come at the expense to the taxpayer.

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