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Town Residents Challenge Rabid Environmentalists

Funny story: Town Residents Challenge Rabid Environmentalists

Nutterville DE: An ordinance was passed by the town council that prohibits idling a vehicle's engine for more than five minutes in a 60 minute period. Violations could result in a $100 fine. A town meeting was called to protest the town's rabid en...

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Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

Funny story: Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

New York NY: The Columbia University School of Abnormal Psychology has developed a mathematical computer model to predict the interests of current and former political figures after they leave office. Professor Freud (no relation to Sigmund) expla...

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Supreme Court to Hear White House Dog Case

Funny story: Supreme Court to Hear White House Dog Case

Washington DC: The Supreme Court is to hear oral arguments today in the case of Smith Vs Obama. Secret Service Agent Harry Smith, a staunch Republican, alleges that he was a special detail of one person assigned each morning to clean up the East Lawn...

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Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Funny story: Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Tucson AZ: Acme Robotics Inc. (ARI) a company that specializes in biotechnology, robotics and artificial intelligence applications announced the development of androids for home and business applications. The two male and female android prototypes...

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President Obama Pushes Glove Control Legislation

Funny story: President Obama Pushes Glove Control Legislation

Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that President Obama has asked Congress not to pursue an assault weapons ban, but instead work on Glove Control legislation. Many conservative Democrats and Republicans have a hard ti...

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Nimby Removed from the Endangered Species List

Funny story: Nimby Removed from the Endangered Species List

Washington DC: The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has removed the North American Blue Tailed Nimby from the Endangered Species List (ESL). A spokesperson for the USFWS indicated that removing the Nimby from the ESL was predicated on an unex...

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Telephone Calls From the Dockside Reported

Funny story: Telephone Calls From the Dockside Reported

Baltimore Maryland: Negotiations over a new contract between the International Longshoremen's Association (ILA), the union representing East Coast dockworkers and the US Maritime Alliance (shippers and port operators) are deadlocked. The union could...

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President Obama Courts the Black Vote

Funny story: President Obama Courts the Black Vote

Washington DC: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has charged that President Obama and the Democratic Party are ignoring issues that affect African Americans. There are many black conservatives and clergymen wh...

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Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Funny story: Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Annapolis MD: The governing board of the American Pinochle Association (APA) has proposed updating this old French card game to encompass the 21st Century concept of same sex marriage. A Pinochle deck of 48 cards consists of two copies for each o...

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Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Funny story: Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Rockville MD: Nikola Tesla working in his garage at night has invented an infinite power source, potentially making the USA energy independent. Mr. Tesla planned to patent the device and give all rights to his adopted country. An application for a...

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Obama Administration Rejects Environmentalist's Lawsuit

Funny story: Obama Administration Rejects Environmentalist's Lawsuit

Washington DC: The US Office of the Attorney General (AG) is to defend against a request by an environmental group to have the National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS) place the ringed seal and the bearded seal on the endangered species list (ESL).

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Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Funny story: Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago IL: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has to deal with a high murder rate in the inner-city, a school teacher strike and now illegal horse meat restaurants. Horse meat slaughter (including government inspection) is again legal in the USA as of N...

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Obama Administration to Launch a 21st Century Crusade

Funny story: Obama Administration to Launch a 21st Century Crusade

Washington DC: The lights were burning late at the White House as a small group of Obama administration policy makers formulated what to do about the Middle East Muslim riots and to insure the safety of US embassies in the region. A White House st...

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Diplomacy at the US Department of State Takes a Bizarre Turn

Funny story: Diplomacy at the US Department of State Takes a Bizarre Turn

Washington DC: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is away in Asia being mercilessly beaten up by Chinese officials during talks about Syria, Iran, North Korea and settling territorial disputes. While the cat's away, the mice will play! The US Dep...

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Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Funny story: Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Charlotte NC: Former President Bill Clinton gave the nomination speech at the 2012 Democratic National Convention (DNC) for President Obama to head the ticket for a second term bid. The evening was full of many surprises. The Clinton wing (moderat...

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Times of London Acquires The Spoof

Funny story: Times of London Acquires The Spoof

London UK: The Times of London has purchased the publishing rights to stories of the on-line humor magazine The Spoof. Times of London executives indicated that the Sunday on-line edition of the newspaper would include five of the best spoof stori...

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NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

Funny story: NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

New York, NY: New York City (NYC) Mayor Michael Bloomberg intends to restrict sugary soft drink sales to less than 16 ounce servings at city restaurants, movie theaters and stadiums. NYC street vendors met with the mayor over concerns that the pro...

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Nonagenarian Couple Celebrates Their 75th Wedding Anniversary

Funny story: Nonagenarian Couple Celebrates Their 75th Wedding Anniversary

Kissimmee FL: A lavish anniversary party was held at Disney World for Betty and Harold Smith originally from Minot ND, currently retired to Tampa FL, having been married to each other for 75 years. The celebration was held at a hotel in the Magic...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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