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Funny story: Wrath Takes 2011 "Sinny"

Wrath Takes 2011 "Sinny"

In a victory that was hardly a surprise to pundits who have closely followed the race, Wrath took top honors at this year's Sinnys, awarded to the Deadly Sins each March. "People are really pissed off everywhere," said Daniel Patrick, the event's...
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Funny story: Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

As the countdown to the rescue of nearly three dozen Chilean miners trapped deep in a mine for 70 days continued today, an unexpected snag developed with the announcement that Jose Galinas, a previously undisclosed 34th miner, plans to hole up and ho...
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Funny story: African-American Family Accidentally Pledges Support at Beck Rally

African-American Family Accidentally Pledges Support at Beck Rally

Curtis and Kaylee Campbell had been planning to take their daughters Marsha, 10, and Aileen, 8, to the site of Martin Luther King's famous "I Have a Dream" speech for its 50th anniversary in 2013. But when the Campbells realized that their late su...
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Funny story: Man Still Honors Promise to Almost Girlfriend

Man Still Honors Promise to Almost Girlfriend

It's been 30 years, but Allen Parswitz still remembers it like it was yesterday. And it might as well have been, thanks to an unfortunate commitment he made to a virtual stranger he met on a party line in August of 1980. When a girl Parswitz kn...
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Funny story: Scientists Find Super-Earths; Regular Earth Way Bummed

Scientists Find Super-Earths; Regular Earth Way Bummed

Scientists revealed Thursday that a seven-planet solar system located 127 light-years away in the constellation Hydrus may include multiple super-earths that would dwarf our puny excuse for a celestial body in comparison. Earth, already plagued wi...
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Funny story: Omaha Man Believed to Be Last Demographic Hold-Out

Omaha Man Believed to Be Last Demographic Hold-Out

Marketers and researchers scratched their heads again this week as the most intensive efforts yet to profile an Omaha, Nebraska man once again proved futile. Roger Talmack, 33, a resident from Mason St. in Morton Meadows, is now believed to be the...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Detained by Canadian Authorities on Behalf of Daughters

Justin Bieber Detained by Canadian Authorities on Behalf of Daughters

Singer Justin Bieber was detained in Kanata, Canada late Tuesday afternoon and extensively interrogated by authorities, reportedly at the behest of their teen-aged daughters. "What's you favorite color?" barked Lt. Daniel Reragard in a transcript...
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Funny story: Jesus Puts Kibosh On Church Sign Punnery

Jesus Puts Kibosh On Church Sign Punnery

Jesus sent word through a spokesbeing today that it was time to put an end to "those silly one-liners" on roadside church signs that have continued to proliferate throughout the United States like a plague over the past three decades. Though noth...
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Funny story: Obama's Cool in Danger of Going Tepid

Obama's Cool in Danger of Going Tepid

President Barack Obama has reportedly hired a team of special advisors in the wake of news that his cool status among voters was in danger of becoming tepid or even lukewarm by the time he completed his first 100 days in office. "Look," said a top...
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Funny story: "Too Funny" E-Mail Link Sends Man to Local Emergency Room

"Too Funny" E-Mail Link Sends Man to Local Emergency Room

Jim Ronson didn't expect anything unusual to happen last Friday as he sipped his morning coffee and checked his daily e-mail. But the events that followed quickly served as a sobering reminder of the dangerous and potentially lethal effects of today'...
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Funny story: McCain To Pick Methuselah for VP

McCain To Pick Methuselah for VP

Senator John McCain will ask legendary biblical figure Methuselah to be the Republican vice presidential nominee, according to a GOP source who asked not to be identified.
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Funny story: Wiggles' Big Red Car Piles Up Over 100 Infractions in Eight U.S. States

Wiggles' Big Red Car Piles Up Over 100 Infractions in Eight U.S. States

Taba Naba, Torres Strait -- Highway patrolmen and local police officers from 13 U.S. cities in eight states announced a concerted effort today to locate and impound a homemade automobile known as the Big Red Car for over 100 infractions ranging from...
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Funny story: Superdelegates Revealed To Be Mere Mortals

Superdelegates Revealed To Be Mere Mortals

After months of speculation regarding the secret identities of 796 so-called Superdelegates, it was revealed today that despite a higher-than-normal average of oversized egos, none of the delegates have actual alter egos and in fact appear to be mere...
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Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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