Unknown scientist Zee Idiot Jr. has claimed that the sky is made of wood.
Warning: Don't talk to your toilet today, unless you want to look like a fool! These words are usually true, but today they are even more true than ever before. An unknown scammer with a phone book has been calling every number he can find and in...
With anticipation of the 2012 Olympics - which are to be held in London - growing every day, London's Honorary Olympic Committee has decided that the '12 Olympics should be full of change and difference. Therefore, all next week ideas for new...
British Broadcasting Company? More like the British Brainwashing Facility!...
Well-known submarine sandwich joint Subway has blown over $3,000,000 on plans for new stores out to sea.
In order to boost the number of pageviews on its failing website, online dictionary Wikipedia has purchased an English football team.
When "The Simpsons" is cancelled, which could be 2007 at the earliest, there is a new futuristic spin-off planned for the show, which is hoped to be as successful as possible.
Startling news from the British Museum of Artifact today; a screw labratory has been found beneath an unidentified bust that had been found on a podium when the museum opened 20 years ago.
Bill Gates is attempting to recieve more money by releasing his all-new range of commercial stamps, called "Microsoft Stamps", worldwide. The new stamps have a variety of images on them, including his own face, the Microsoft Windows logo, a...
In a stunning turn of events in the US, an abandoned military base on a large island far out to sea, last in use in the late 1980s. The base is a collection of roomy huts, previously seen empty, but now an insane man has apparently been kidnapping pe...
A shocking relevation was discovered by burglars in Buckingham Palace at 11.45 PM last night.
The Longpoington family - father, mother and daughter - of Essex were settling down to an evening meal of artichokes and mushrooms, when two different squads arrived in their dining room.
A three-eyed mouse, named Threefour, has had a vision of the future.
Scientists have discovered that tetanus shots could save the world from a race of aliens that could be heading our way.
Tony Blair has created a highly lifelike 'Blairbot' to help him when he is needed at a highly important meeting and a garden party sponsored by a wine company at the same time.
BBC TV have announced the production of Seasons 1-3 of their new sitcom, You are the Weakest Millionare, Goodbye, is finished.
Eva Lottie, the well-known trillionare, has become an ex-trillionare.
The manager of McDonald's has written a new book; his autobiography, How to become the Manager of a Fast Food Chain in 20 Easy Years.