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Idiot Claims That 'Sky Is Made Of Wood'

Funny story: Idiot Claims That 'Sky Is Made Of Wood'

Unknown scientist Zee Idiot Jr. has claimed that the sky is made of wood.

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Unknown Prankster Fools Entire UK, Self

Funny story: Unknown Prankster Fools Entire UK, Self

Warning: Don't talk to your toilet today, unless you want to look like a fool! These words are usually true, but today they are even more true than ever before. An unknown scammer with a phone book has been calling every number he can find and in...

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London Holds Tryouts For New Olympic Sports

Funny story: London Holds Tryouts For New Olympic Sports

With anticipation of the 2012 Olympics - which are to be held in London - growing every day, London's Honorary Olympic Committee has decided that the '12 Olympics should be full of change and difference. Therefore, all next week ideas for new...

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BBC Reveal Brainwashing Plans

Funny story: BBC Reveal Brainwashing Plans

British Broadcasting Company? More like the British Brainwashing Facility!...

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Subway Takes A Bath

Funny story: Subway Takes A Bath

Well-known submarine sandwich joint Subway has blown over $3,000,000 on plans for new stores out to sea.

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Wikipedia Purchases Football Team

Funny story: Wikipedia Purchases Football Team

In order to boost the number of pageviews on its failing website, online dictionary Wikipedia has purchased an English football team.

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New "Simpsons" spin-off

Funny story: New "Simpsons" spin-off

When "The Simpsons" is cancelled, which could be 2007 at the earliest, there is a new futuristic spin-off planned for the show, which is hoped to be as successful as possible.

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Secret Labratory Found Beneath Famous Exhibit

Funny story: Secret Labratory Found Beneath Famous Exhibit

Startling news from the British Museum of Artifact today; a screw labratory has been found beneath an unidentified bust that had been found on a podium when the museum opened 20 years ago.

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Microsoft Stamps to be Sold Worldwide

Funny story: Microsoft Stamps to be Sold Worldwide

Bill Gates is attempting to recieve more money by releasing his all-new range of commercial stamps, called "Microsoft Stamps", worldwide. The new stamps have a variety of images on them, including his own face, the Microsoft Windows logo, a...

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The Prisoners Who Apparently Knew Too Much

Funny story: The Prisoners Who Apparently Knew Too Much

In a stunning turn of events in the US, an abandoned military base on a large island far out to sea, last in use in the late 1980s. The base is a collection of roomy huts, previously seen empty, but now an insane man has apparently been kidnapping pe...

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The Crown Jewels Wore Menace Shoes

Funny story: The Crown Jewels Wore Menace Shoes

A shocking relevation was discovered by burglars in Buckingham Palace at 11.45 PM last night.

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Artichokes Discovered to be Grenades

Funny story: Artichokes Discovered to be Grenades

The Longpoington family - father, mother and daughter - of Essex were settling down to an evening meal of artichokes and mushrooms, when two different squads arrived in their dining room.

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Three-Eyed Mouse sees into Future

Funny story: Three-Eyed Mouse sees into Future

A three-eyed mouse, named Threefour, has had a vision of the future.

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Tetanus Shots to Save World

Funny story: Tetanus Shots to Save World

Scientists have discovered that tetanus shots could save the world from a race of aliens that could be heading our way.

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Tony Blair creates 'Blairbot'

Funny story: Tony Blair creates 'Blairbot'

Tony Blair has created a highly lifelike 'Blairbot' to help him when he is needed at a highly important meeting and a garden party sponsored by a wine company at the same time.

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Anne Robinson stars in new sitcom

Funny story: Anne Robinson stars in new sitcom

BBC TV have announced the production of Seasons 1-3 of their new sitcom, You are the Weakest Millionare, Goodbye, is finished.

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Trillionare's movie rated low with bank managers and critics

Funny story: Trillionare's movie rated low with bank managers and critics

Eva Lottie, the well-known trillionare, has become an ex-trillionare.

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McDonald's Manager's New Book Left On Shelf

Funny story: McDonald's Manager's New Book Left On Shelf

The manager of McDonald's has written a new book; his autobiography, How to become the Manager of a Fast Food Chain in 20 Easy Years.

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Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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