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Funny story: "Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

"Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

It became evident that the United States of America was very serious about its attempts to take over Canada and, presumably, the rest of the world. When the French Prime Minister authorized the launch of twenty-six nuclear warheads against the United...
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Funny story: Bush Nukes England/Cuba - 71 Million Dead

Bush Nukes England/Cuba - 71 Million Dead

"OUR MISSILES ARE ALIGNED AGAINST U.S. SOIL" --- French PM...
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Funny story: "This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

"This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

"NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND IF I EXPLAINED THE WHOLE PICTURE" -Donald Rumsfeld...
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Funny story: "Get your a** out of my way or I'll destroy the whole world" - Bush

"Get your a** out of my way or I'll destroy the whole world" - Bush

WASHINGTON D.C. --- During a scheduled phone conversation between George Bush, the president of the United States of America, and Paul Martin, the Prime Minister of Canada, Bush argued with Martin about the American military presence in Iraq. Accordi...
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Funny story: Smoking May Offer Addicts a Solution to the Patch

Smoking May Offer Addicts a Solution to the Patch

Scientists from several North American universities and research facilities met on Monday to discuss a new treatment for the nicotine patch. The treatment, called "smoking," has been tested thoroughly in the lab, and now tests are moving on to human...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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