After totaling the votes following the first democratic Iraq election in over fifty years, officials have declared Saddam Hussein the uncontested winner for position of "President and Supreme Ruler." Despite not being on the ballot, the former dicta...
NEW YORK--With Sunday's election in Iraq just days away, the recent cold weather wave has would-be extremists in the U.S. worried about reaching Iraqi polling stations in time to cause destruction and havoc.
SUMMER VACATIONS TO BE PHASED OUT...
Police in Washington, DC are scrambling to find more potent crowd control methods after an incident at the presidential inaugural parade proved pepper spray to be useless on certain ethnic groups.
Fraternity Hazing Manual and How-To Guides in the Works...
AUSTIN, TEXAS - A 13-year-old boy, caught in possession of last month's issue of Playboy Magazine, was grounded yesterday for three weeks by his mother, Megan Williams.
After dropping out of the race for president last month, former Vermont governor Howard Dean is once again in the news-this time campaigning for his new film, Hellboy.
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