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Iraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner

Funny story: Iraq Votes Counted, Saddam Hussein Declared Write-In Winner

After totaling the votes following the first democratic Iraq election in over fifty years, officials have declared Saddam Hussein the uncontested winner for position of "President and Supreme Ruler." Despite not being on the ballot, the former dicta...

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Weather Delays Hamper Iraq Insurgents' Travel Plans

Funny story: Weather Delays Hamper Iraq Insurgents' Travel Plans

NEW YORK--With Sunday's election in Iraq just days away, the recent cold weather wave has would-be extremists in the U.S. worried about reaching Iraqi polling stations in time to cause destruction and havoc.

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Girl Scout Troop Levels in Iraq to Increase Through 2006

Funny story: Girl Scout Troop Levels in Iraq to Increase Through 2006

SUMMER VACATIONS TO BE PHASED OUT...

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Pepper Spray Ineffective on Cajun, Mexican, Indian Protesters

Funny story: Pepper Spray Ineffective on Cajun, Mexican, Indian Protesters

Police in Washington, DC are scrambling to find more potent crowd control methods after an incident at the presidential inaugural parade proved pepper spray to be useless on certain ethnic groups.

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Abu Ghraib Guards Ink Book Deal

Fraternity Hazing Manual and How-To Guides in the Works...

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Teenager Claims He Bought Porno Mag For The Articles

Funny story: Teenager Claims He Bought Porno Mag For The Articles

AUSTIN, TEXAS - A 13-year-old boy, caught in possession of last month's issue of Playboy Magazine, was grounded yesterday for three weeks by his mother, Megan Williams.

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Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy

After dropping out of the race for president last month, former Vermont governor Howard Dean is once again in the news-this time campaigning for his new film, Hellboy.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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