The UK were shocked this evening to discover Wales missing. Apparently two Tory MPs had been picnicking and drank rather too much ginger beer when they thought they would "Give the Welshies a taste of independence" and taking a saw they severed the...
Alarming government figures were today revealed that cannibalism has risen by 80% in the UK during the last ten years. In the past cannibalism was thought to have been committed by the odd random freak, but now even the everyday British citizen coul...
In a shocking act of betrayal to Christianity the Pope was yesterday discovered reading "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Although he tried to cover up his unChristian deed Cardinal Smith was having none of it.
"I knocked on the door to h...
A new device has been recently tested that scientists believe will make Britian's streets a safer place. The invention in question is already a hit with OAPs who have had the use of it for two months.
"Absolutely brilliant, the yobs flee like c...
What's the story in Balamory? We'll tell you and then you'll know! It seems that Hollywood actor, Orlando Bloom, has accepted a role in the new big screen adaptation of children's programme, Balamory.
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