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Funny story: Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...
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Funny story: Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

The man responsible for the Olympic ring mishap was sentences to 18 years of hard labor in a Siberian prison camp today. Vladimir Netsov, 53, of Moscow was the technical director of the opening ceremonies at the Olympics in Sochi, Russia on Fri...
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Funny story: President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

Today, the President took unprecedented action. Citing gridlock, do-nothingness, and an utter disdain for the Representatives of the people of the United States, the President signed Executive Order #100068. This order reads, "Effective immediately,...
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Funny story: Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Jimbo "Spanks" Williams is angry. Spanks lives in a trailer directly across the road from Fort Campbell, KY. During a recent winter storm, several soldiers returning to base on a bus, broke down next to his trailer. The commanding officer, Major...
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Funny story: Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Washington DC - After a man used his car to kill and maim several innocent people in Venice Beach, CA the other morning, a leading Democrat in Congress is set to introduce a bill banning all vehicles in America. The Congressperson stated, "Ameri...
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Funny story: President Obama orders SEAL team attack!

President Obama orders SEAL team attack!

Washington D.C. - It was revealed today that President Obama ordered a raid on a terrorist compound this afternoon. Three helicopters were launched filled with 70 commandos, 25 members of an elite SEAL team, and a plethora of high-tech equipment. Th...
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Funny story: Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell

Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell

Hades - Osama Bin Laden was "disappointed but happy" when he arrived in Hell yesterday. "I was certainly looking forward to my 72 virgins." stated Bin Laden after being advised that his religion was false. His sadness was replaced by a little j...
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Funny story: Bin Laden found outside Islamabad, Pakistan dressed as a woman!

Bin Laden found outside Islamabad, Pakistan dressed as a woman!

Islamabad, Pakistan - The Daily World Bulletin Report is reporting that Osama Bin Laden was found living outside Islamabad, Pakistan in a women's retirement home. After a brief fire-fight, the body of the leader of Al Qaeda was found with false...
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Funny story: President Obama - "Bin Laden to be Mummified"

President Obama - "Bin Laden to be Mummified"

Islamabad, Pakistan - The terrorist mastermind and leader of Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, was confirmed killed in a U.S. ground operation today. A DNA test has confirmed it is indeed the evil one himself. President Obama stated that Bin Laden'...
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Funny story: President Obama mulls action in Luxembourg

President Obama mulls action in Luxembourg

President Barack Obama is secretly mulling taking action against the oppressive regime in Luxembourg. The President is unhappy with the way Grand Duke Henri is treating his people. "The people of Luxembourg need hope. They need change. And I am t...
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Funny story: President Obama - an equal opportunity offender!

President Obama - an equal opportunity offender!

Los Angeles, CA - President Barack Obama offended many Americans the other night when speaking 'off the cuff' to 'Tonight Show' host, Jay Leno. When asked how he looked while bowling at the White House, the President stated, "It looks like the Speci...
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Funny story: Japan Bombs United States! (again...)

Japan Bombs United States! (again...)

USA - Yesterday, March 22nd, 2009. A date which will live in infamy! The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the baseball forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the...
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Funny story: President Obama announces White House layoffs

President Obama announces White House layoffs

Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama announced White House layoffs today blaming Republicans in Congress. "I can't believe the Republicans in Congress. They refuse to set aside partisan politics, bitter in-fighting, and all-around rude behav...
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Funny story: McCain ends campaign, backs Obama!

McCain ends campaign, backs Obama!

Colorado - John McCain today announced his decision to end his campaign and throw his support behind Barack Obama (D-IL). "After a tireless campaign, I can no longer deny the media and the pollsters. I have no chance to win this thing, therefor...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announce new twins! Then announce she's pregnant!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announce new twins! Then announce she's pregnant!

France - The couple known to the world as 'Brangelina' announced their new twins today. Mom and the babies were resting comfortably in the hospital.
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Funny story: Don Imus stripped of everything 'BLACK'!

Don Imus stripped of everything 'BLACK'!

New York, NY - Today it was announced that radio shock-jock Don Imus will be stripped of everything black.
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Funny story: Gay marriage in Calif. gets 'new' term

Gay marriage in Calif. gets 'new' term

Sacramento, CA - The state of California has recently allowed gays the right to be bonded in matrimony. The problem up to now has been gays wanting to use the traditional term of 'marraige'. Many on the religious right oppose gay people gett...
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Funny story: Sen. Joe Biden re-thinks decision to back out

Sen. Joe Biden re-thinks decision to back out

Wilmington, DE - Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DEL) announced today he is forming a 'democratic nomination exploratory committee' to see if it would be feasible to possibly get back into the race and become the Democratic nominee.
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
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