Washington D.C. - It was revealed today that President Obama ordered a raid on a terrorist compound this afternoon. Three helicopters were launched filled with 70 commandos, 25 members of an elite SEAL team, and a plethora of high-tech equipment. Th...
Hades - Osama Bin Laden was "disappointed but happy" when he arrived in Hell yesterday. "I was certainly looking forward to my 72 virgins." stated Bin Laden after being advised that his religion was false.
His sadness was replaced by a little j...
Islamabad, Pakistan - The Daily World Bulletin Report is reporting that Osama Bin Laden was found living outside Islamabad, Pakistan in a women's retirement home.
After a brief fire-fight, the body of the leader of Al Qaeda was found with false...
Islamabad, Pakistan - The terrorist mastermind and leader of Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, was confirmed killed in a U.S. ground operation today.
A DNA test has confirmed it is indeed the evil one himself.
President Obama stated that Bin Laden'...
President Barack Obama is secretly mulling taking action against the oppressive regime in Luxembourg. The President is unhappy with the way Grand Duke Henri is treating his people.
"The people of Luxembourg need hope. They need change. And I am t...
Los Angeles, CA - President Barack Obama offended many Americans the other night when speaking 'off the cuff' to 'Tonight Show' host, Jay Leno. When asked how he looked while bowling at the White House, the President stated, "It looks like the Speci...
USA - Yesterday, March 22nd, 2009. A date which will live in infamy! The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the baseball forces of the Empire of Japan.
The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the...
Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama announced White House layoffs today blaming Republicans in Congress.
"I can't believe the Republicans in Congress. They refuse to set aside partisan politics, bitter in-fighting, and all-around rude behav...
Colorado - John McCain today announced his decision to end his campaign and throw his support behind Barack Obama (D-IL).
"After a tireless campaign, I can no longer deny the media and the pollsters. I have no chance to win this thing, therefor...
France - The couple known to the world as 'Brangelina' announced their new twins today. Mom and the babies were resting comfortably in the hospital.
New York, NY - Today it was announced that radio shock-jock Don Imus will be stripped of everything black.
Sacramento, CA - The state of California has recently allowed gays the right to be bonded in matrimony. The problem up to now has been gays wanting to use the traditional term of 'marraige'. Many on the religious right oppose gay people gett...
Wilmington, DE - Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DEL) announced today he is forming a 'democratic nomination exploratory committee' to see if it would be feasible to possibly get back into the race and become the Democratic nominee.
Chappaqua, NY - Hillary Clinton is said to be considering a sex-change operation. An anonymous source has stated she feels she is a victim of a sexist media.
Minneapolis, MN - Today, the artist-former-known as Prince and then some weird he/she symbol has changed his name again to some new, more weird crescent moon, Islamic-type symbol (see image).
London, England - In an effort to help the notoriously dentally-challenged British, the United States government made a declaration to help their Limey friends across the pond. The American League of dentists declared this a noble mission.
Washington D.C. - Senator Barack Obama today announced his plan for the poor American economic condition.
Charleston, WV - Hillary Clinton won the West Virginia Democratic Primary today in overwhelming fashion. Sen. Clinton won by over 35% of the vote.