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Funny story: Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Mrs. Jane Sunderland is on-board a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf, unable to dock due to the stalled Hurricane Harvey. The luxury liner left last Sunday, August 20th and was due to return to Houston on the 27th. "We are living in absolu...
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Funny story: ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

Biloxi, MS- After a local McDonald's refused to take down a statue featuring Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, a large group of ANTIFA burned the establishment to the ground. ANTIFA spokesperson Tiffany Jackson said, "What we did was...
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Funny story: Trump Meets with Mexican President

Trump Meets with Mexican President

Wash. D.C.- President Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto at the White House on Monday. The meeting was to be a discussion on US/Mexico relations, the proposed Wall along our mutual border, who was to pay for said Wall, and many o...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his plan to build a wall on the southern border with the United States today. "With the prospect of a Trump Presidency becoming more likely, and the announced intentions of many Liberal American D...
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Funny story: Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Washington DC-President Obama used his Executive authority to officially change the name of ISIS today. With one scribble of his pen, the President declared the name of ISIS (or ISIL), should now be referred to only as 'Global Warming'. The Pre...
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Funny story: Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...
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Funny story: Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...
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Funny story: Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

The man responsible for the Olympic ring mishap was sentences to 18 years of hard labor in a Siberian prison camp today. Vladimir Netsov, 53, of Moscow was the technical director of the opening ceremonies at the Olympics in Sochi, Russia on Fri...
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Funny story: President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

Today, the President took unprecedented action. Citing gridlock, do-nothingness, and an utter disdain for the Representatives of the people of the United States, the President signed Executive Order #100068. This order reads, "Effective immediately,...
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Funny story: Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Jimbo "Spanks" Williams is angry. Spanks lives in a trailer directly across the road from Fort Campbell, KY. During a recent winter storm, several soldiers returning to base on a bus, broke down next to his trailer. The commanding officer, Major...
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Funny story: Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Washington DC - After a man used his car to kill and maim several innocent people in Venice Beach, CA the other morning, a leading Democrat in Congress is set to introduce a bill banning all vehicles in America. The Congressperson stated, "Ameri...
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Funny story: President Obama orders SEAL team attack!

President Obama orders SEAL team attack!

Washington D.C. - It was revealed today that President Obama ordered a raid on a terrorist compound this afternoon. Three helicopters were launched filled with 70 commandos, 25 members of an elite SEAL team, and a plethora of high-tech equipment. Th...
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Funny story: Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell

Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell

Hades - Osama Bin Laden was "disappointed but happy" when he arrived in Hell yesterday. "I was certainly looking forward to my 72 virgins." stated Bin Laden after being advised that his religion was false. His sadness was replaced by a little j...
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Funny story: Bin Laden found outside Islamabad, Pakistan dressed as a woman!

Bin Laden found outside Islamabad, Pakistan dressed as a woman!

Islamabad, Pakistan - The Daily World Bulletin Report is reporting that Osama Bin Laden was found living outside Islamabad, Pakistan in a women's retirement home. After a brief fire-fight, the body of the leader of Al Qaeda was found with false...
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Funny story: President Obama - "Bin Laden to be Mummified"

President Obama - "Bin Laden to be Mummified"

Islamabad, Pakistan - The terrorist mastermind and leader of Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, was confirmed killed in a U.S. ground operation today. A DNA test has confirmed it is indeed the evil one himself. President Obama stated that Bin Laden'...
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Funny story: President Obama mulls action in Luxembourg

President Obama mulls action in Luxembourg

President Barack Obama is secretly mulling taking action against the oppressive regime in Luxembourg. The President is unhappy with the way Grand Duke Henri is treating his people. "The people of Luxembourg need hope. They need change. And I am t...
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Funny story: President Obama - an equal opportunity offender!

President Obama - an equal opportunity offender!

Los Angeles, CA - President Barack Obama offended many Americans the other night when speaking 'off the cuff' to 'Tonight Show' host, Jay Leno. When asked how he looked while bowling at the White House, the President stated, "It looks like the Speci...
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Funny story: Japan Bombs United States! (again...)

Japan Bombs United States! (again...)

USA - Yesterday, March 22nd, 2009. A date which will live in infamy! The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the baseball forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the...
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Trump Threatens to "Totally Destroy" Republican Party

President Donald Trump today expressed his disgust with the Republicans failure to pass any significant legislation. "I will totally destroy the Republican party if this continues."
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