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Australian PM Gillard Announces the 'Bonox' Housing Stimulus

Funny story: Australian PM Gillard Announces the 'Bonox' Housing Stimulus

In response to a worsening outlook for the Australian housing industry, the Australian PM Julia Gillard, has proposed the Bonox stimulus to give the industry a bit of a lift. The Hogs In Armchairs (HIA), the peak non-profit housing charity that bu...

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Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

Funny story: Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

News Corporation newspaper The Mercury reports that six hundred year old crime boss Jabba the Hut (aka Jabba Desilijic Tiure) is to sue News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch. In a case that is sure to set a legal precedent the crime lord of assassin...

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Victorian Police Announce Plan to Prevent Racist Attacks on Indian Students

Funny story: Victorian Police Announce Plan to Prevent Racist Attacks on Indian Students

Melbourne (AAP) is a remarkable city for many reasons, but most notable is the unusual behaviour of its criminals. In a city of 3.5 million people, not a single Greek, Italian, Vietnamese, English, German or Anglo-Saxon person has been killed or...

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Herald-Sun Newspaper's Shocking Admission: Journalist Andrew Bolt buys 1 million hits a month!

Funny story: Herald-Sun Newspaper's Shocking Admission: Journalist Andrew Bolt buys 1 million hits a month!

Melbourne (AAP) A major Australian newspapers published a shocking disclosure about one of its most popular journalists, Andrew Bolt. It appears that he buys over "one million hits a month". The substance used was not revealed. 'Andrew Bolt' is...

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Barack Obama has a Massive Stimulus Package!

Funny story: Barack Obama has a Massive Stimulus Package!

Reuters (Davos, Switzeland - February 3, 2009) World leaders recently compared the sizes of their 'stimulus packages' at the world economic forum in Davos. President Barack Obama yesterday revealed his 'massive stimulus package' before a shocked...

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Australian Liberal Party Politicians to Replace Beagle Dogs at Airports

Funny story: Australian Liberal Party Politicians to Replace Beagle Dogs at Airports

Perth, Australia (Reuters) - Disgraced chair-sniffing Western Australia Liberal Party leader Troy Bustwell is to replace drug detection dogs at Perth airport.

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Mercedes Corby confesses - "My family are bogans"

Funny story: Mercedes Corby confesses - "My family are bogans"

Brisbane, Australia - Mercedes Corby, sister of convicted drug smuggler Shapelle Corby broke down in court and confessed that her family were all bogans.

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Elvis Alive! Found in Josef Fritzl's holiday house basement!

Funny story: Elvis Alive! Found in Josef Fritzl's holiday house basement!

Saltzburg, Austria - Elvis has left the dungeon! In a search of dungeon-master Josef Fritzl's holiday house in the Austrian city of Saltzburg, police have found rock and roll king Elvis Aaron Presley, pale but apparently well.

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Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

Funny story: Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

London, UK - A message from Osama Bin Laden was broadcast by the El Jazeera network today that carried renewed threats against the west.

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UFOs abduct wombats in Australia

Funny story: UFOs abduct wombats in Australia

New evidence from Australia indicates that wombats are being regularly abducted and hybridized with humans.

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Long nails a health hazard?

Long red nails are a much sought after fashion accessory, but do you know where they have been?...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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