The English county of Essex has been sold to the Netherlands, it has emerged.
Essex, infamous for it's reputation for drunken problems, speeding and loud mouthed women, has had it's entire assets including half of the Dartford Bridge sold to a Dut...
The United Kingdom is going to wage an all out war against Nigerian scammers, it said today.
"We've had enough of the bastards, they are going down" Said Gordon Brown.
"We've already bombed eight internet cafes in Lagos, and many more will foll...
The famous clock tower in Westminster, often mistakenly known as Big Ben, which is actually the name of the Bell, has been charged with Benism, it emerged today, as the government feel it could offend Bens.
"We are making sure this case is dealt w...
A DVD-ROM drive stopped a burglar yesterday after he grazed the eject button, following the draw coming out and hitting his stomach, winding him and causing him to fall to the ground.
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