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Cycle Paths or Psychopaths?

Funny story: Cycle Paths or Psychopaths?

Riding on pavements and not stopping at traffic lights when showing red to allow pedestrians to cross will no longer 'be optional' for Cyclists from 2009.

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Wet Wet Wet

Funny story: Wet Wet Wet

The month of June is to de-catagorised from a summer month to that of an autumn one after the Met Office became frustrated by the number of complaints they were receiving from the General public as a result of the inclement cool weather that much of...

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Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

Funny story: Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

After Boris Johnson's controversial decision to ban alcohol on London transport, one 62 year old gentleman is paying a hefty price for 'flouting the ban'.

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Marty and his skinny latte

Funny story: Marty and his skinny latte

In conjunction with Time Out magazine and Metro Newspaper, London is to present the annual pretentious stakes for 2008.

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Ain't that a kick in the head

Funny story: Ain't that a kick in the head

As thousands of commuters struggled this week to make their way into Liverpool St after a bridge was struck, they faced further insult by train companies increasing fares prices again and fining passengers who complained.

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Fired? I'm not even Hired!

Funny story: Fired? I'm not even Hired!

Chelsea football club was today plunged into further turmoil as they sacked their next manager before even unveiling him after Roman Abramovich decided to call time deeming his reign unsuccessful.

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The Bloody Wicker Man it is

Funny story: The Bloody Wicker Man it is

CBeebies programme Balamory has been switched to Channel 4 and will now be aired at 10.00pm after complaints from concerned parents that it was disturbing.

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Always look on the bright side

Motivational guru, public speaker, firewalker and millionaire, Anthony Robbins has admitted that in private, he is 'a right miserable bastard who lounges about his mansion in his boxer shorts and an old t-shirt with pizza stains'.

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De Ja Vu. Again

The BBC has been fined 1.4 million pounds after it emerged that they have been recycling the news since at least 1997.

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Royal Approval

Funny story: Royal Approval

In a refreshing break from royal protocol, Prince William is going to appear in the forthcoming adverts for supermarket chain Morrison's following in the steps of Lulu, Gabby Logan and Alan Hansen.

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I ain't nothing but a fake

Funny story: I ain't nothing but a fake

Gordon Brown has admitted that he has been involved in an elaborate hoax, devised by the producers of the hit Channel 4 programme, Faking It.

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Can you Fix me? Yes you can!

Funny story: Can you Fix me? Yes you can!

Children's favourite, Bob the Builder appeared on This Morning to tell stunned viewers that he was recovering from drug addiction. A pale and emotional Bob told presenter Philip Schofield that the last year has been hell.

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Alive & Kicking

Funny story: Alive & Kicking

The Queen Mother, who many believe passed away in April 2002, is in fact, alive and very much well. Contrary to popular belief, she did not 'cork it' but is in fact, residing in a secluded area of Pathos in Cyprus.

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You'll just love our erections

Funny story: You'll just love our erections

Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.

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Just Wrong

Funny story: Just Wrong

A man from Finchley has been warned by the RSPCA after naming his cat David. Neighbours complained to authorities as they felt it 'a bit creepy and not the sort of name one would give a domestic pet'.

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Making your Mind up

Funny story: Making your Mind up

Hoxton and Shoreditch have been officially named the 'bastard love children' of Islington after both areas of London had still yet to decide on their official status. Both it would seem, are undecided as to if they wish to be portrayed as boh...

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Well Mingin!

Funny story: Well Mingin!

As a result of the ever increasing popularity of 'Chav Culture' sweeping the UK, Digital TV is to launch The Chav Channel from November this year.

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On yer Bike

Funny story: On yer Bike

It's official. Cyclists in the City of London have topped a MORI poll regarding what is the most threatening thing in the capital today.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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