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Women's Catholic College Struggles to Admit Men

Funny story: Women's Catholic College Struggles to Admit Men

Rosebud, a Catholic College for woman in Pennsylvania, is facing hard times. Because of the need for more funds to keep it in business, the College President, Carol Avirgine, said that the College can maintain the mission and grow by including men.

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Record Home Foreclosures in the U.S. Good for Those Already Homeless

Funny story: Record Home Foreclosures in the U.S. Good for Those Already Homeless

The Housing downturn in the United States might last into 2010-2013, some experts say.

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Intelligent Design is Probable Answer for Creation

Funny story: Intelligent Design is Probable Answer for Creation

Geneva, Switzerland - There is so much talk about the creation of the world as we know it. Some believe in evolution while others believe in Intelligent Design. Finally an agreement was reached by people of all faiths in the world.

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Man who doesn't read or watch news is interviewed on the news

Funny story: Man who doesn't read or watch news is interviewed on the news

Kaystump, Kentucky - Raccoon Catters, who admits to being around 80 years old, he thinks, has admitted he has never read a newspaper or watched any news on television.

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New England Patriots "Spy" Tapes - Not What NFL Commissioner Expected

Funny story: New England Patriots "Spy" Tapes - Not What NFL Commissioner Expected

Former New England Patriots employee turned over the eight tapes to National Football Commissioner. All eight tapes were to show footage of the teams that were videotaped and the value of the tape's content that New England received from knowing...

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New York's George Washington Bridge Demolished By Mistake

Funny story: New York's George Washington Bridge Demolished By Mistake

When People awoke this morning and heard the news, that The George Washington Bridge which carries motor traffic between New Jersey and New York City, wasn't standing anymore, everyone thought it had to be a joke.

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Bootleg American Idol CDs a Hot Item in Iraq

Funny story: Bootleg American Idol CDs a Hot Item in Iraq

During lulls in the fighting between the American Troops and whoever it is that President Bush has decided they are fighting this week, one of the hottest items on the Iraqi black market is bootleg CD's of the show "American Idol".

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Study Claims Black Men Jailed for Drug Convictions 12 Times More than White Counterparts

Funny story: Study Claims Black Men Jailed for Drug Convictions 12 Times More than White Counterparts

A study shows that black men in jail for only drug convictions outnumber white men, who are charged with the very same crime by 12 to 1. Strangely enough, other studies show that the actual consumption of drugs in urban communities is about equal bet...

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Mexican Drug Crackdown Creates Kidnapping Surge

Funny story: Mexican Drug Crackdown Creates Kidnapping Surge

Juarez, Mexico - Because of the millions of dollars lost by Mexican Drug Cartels as a result of the United States crackdown on drugs crossing the border, the Cartels have begun a new side line of kidnapping Americans near the Mexican border and then...

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Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings Forced to Leave Church Basements

Funny story: Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings Forced to Leave Church Basements

(Somewhere in the world - Anonymous News Service) - Because so many famous politicians are flooding to AA after committing ridiculous acts of depravity, horrible driving and sleeping during Congressional Meetings, churches are becoming worried. These...

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New York Media Disrupts Newark NJ Police Undercover Sting; Newark Police Not Very Happy

Funny story: New York Media Disrupts Newark NJ Police Undercover Sting; Newark Police Not Very Happy

Newark, NJ - The local Newark Police Undercover Unit set up a sting operation by sending out notices that the recipient of this letter has been randomly picked to receive two baseline tickets to a New York Yankee game.

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Albert Hofmann, Swiss Chemist who Discovered LSD, may be Dead at 102

Funny story: Albert Hofmann, Swiss Chemist who Discovered LSD, may be Dead at 102

Chemist, Albert Hofmann, who was pronounced dead back in 1978 at 72 and then was again pronounced dead in 1989 at 83 and once again was pronounced dead in 2001 at 95, was once again pronounced dead this week at 102 years old.

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Great Britain's Princess Di Wakes up in the Shower Realizing the Last Ten Years was a Dream!

Funny story: Great Britain's Princess Di Wakes up in the Shower Realizing the Last Ten Years was a Dream!

Much like that heralded American Television Program of years past, "Dallas", where one of the lead characters woke up in the shower and realized that he had dreamed the whole previous season, Great Britain's Princess Diana woke up in th...

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Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

Funny story: Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

A New Jersey school board was within its rights to tell a football coach he cannot kneel and bow his head as his players have a student-led pregame prayer, a federal appeals court ruled yesterday. It was agreed that the East Brunswick Board of Educat...

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ACLU Claims Another Victory in Suspect's Civil Rights

Newark, NJ - A state appeals court yesterday threw out a Camden County man's drug convition because police did not wait long enough after knocking before forcing their way into his apartment for a...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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