Senator John Mccain's running mate, Governor Sara Palin, recently confessed to bloggers that she in fact had cheated on her husband on several occasions. When asked to identify her lover, she first cleared her throat, then named Bigfoot.
Earlier today the White House released a pending Executive Order which may subsequently allow the US Treasury to auction off a lease for "the status of superpower and priviliges thereof".
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