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Funny story: Emperor Ming denies responsibility for world catastrophes

Emperor Ming denies responsibility for world catastrophes

In a carefully phrased statement from the Planet Mongo, General Klytus has broken months of media speculation regarding the true cause of the earthquakes, tsunamis and cyclones that have devastated the Earth since the beginning of 2008.
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Funny story: Manchester Police 'baffled' at Cup Final rampage

Manchester Police 'baffled' at Cup Final rampage

Following the unprecedented damage caused by an estimated 100,000 Glasgow Rangers fans celebrating the defeat of their team in the Uefa Cup Final, Greater Manchester Police remain 'baffled and surprised' at the sudden turn in mood from party...
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Funny story: BBC newsreaders laugh openly at ITV's record fine

BBC newsreaders laugh openly at ITV's record fine

Announcing the £5.68 Million fine levied against ITV for fixing the results of a series of telephone votes by the media watchdog OfCOM, a number of the BBC's best-known anchors were seen to smirk and mouth obscenities while the entire News 24 cre...
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Funny story: Sri Lankan street dogs beg to be left alone

Sri Lankan street dogs beg to be left alone

Following the revelation that an entire litter of puppies were put down following the discovery of rabies in one of their beautiful, cute little brothers, a spokescanine for Sri Lankan street dogs has made a formal request to the British Embassy in C...
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Funny story: Doctor Who succumbs to dreadful ginger menace

Doctor Who succumbs to dreadful ginger menace

Everyone's favourite Gallifreyan Timelord has faced some real terrors over the years - Sontarans, Sea Devils, Daleks and CyberMen to name but a few. He's even survived the BBC losing faith and cancelling him for years, only for the good Docto...
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Funny story: Chinese Government propose revolutionary marking system for Olympic Javelin

Chinese Government propose revolutionary marking system for Olympic Javelin

Concerned over potential inaccuracies in the location of landed javelins in the forthcoming Olympic Games in Beijing, the Chinese authorities have unveiled a new method for precisely marking the spot where they have landed. Employing a unique 'or...
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Funny story: Blindfold and pin to replace DNA testing in Matthews case

Blindfold and pin to replace DNA testing in Matthews case

In a move sure to cause controversy, the team heading up the continuing Shannon Matthews case have confirmed they are to dispense with costly and time-consuming DNA testing in order to identify members of Shannon's extended family, electing inste...
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Funny story: Fray Bentos and Ginsters to drop Prescott as celebrity spokesperson

Fray Bentos and Ginsters to drop Prescott as celebrity spokesperson

In a less than surprising move following the former Deputy Prime Minister's astonishing Bulimia revelations, two of the UK's leading meat pie producers, Premier Food's Fray Bentos and Ginster's Cornish Pasties, have independently deci...
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