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The inequality of gender equality - HR speaks out

Funny story: The inequality of gender equality - HR speaks out

In a hurried statement about gender pay gaps, the CIPHRCLVSARM (Charted Institute for Personnel, HR, Clipboards and Looking Very Sincere at Redundancy Meetings) has thrown its weight behind getting more women on boards thought the country. Marion...

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New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

Funny story: New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

At a press conference today, the UK's newest budget airline, FlyMonEasyRyanJetB2 announced a very radical model for budget airfares bringing the flight industry into a complete new era aimed at benefiting the consumer and not just chief executives n...

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Threat of One Direction re-union gets even closer

Funny story: Threat of One Direction re-union gets even closer

Just when you thought it was safe to pick up a guitar and microphone, the individual members of One Direction have threatened to get back together again. With the new screeching and invisible-dog-patting-while-singing season getting underway - or...

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ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

Funny story: ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

In a shock development today, the Chief Executive of terror state ISIS, Mr Al A Whoakbarre announced that from September this year, ISIS will be adopting formal HR practices for everything it does. It appears that Mr Whoakbarre read in a book, on...

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Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Funny story: Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...

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Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

Funny story: Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...

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LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

Funny story: LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...

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George Galloway's bus is found

Funny story: George Galloway's bus is found

The disappearance of the election bus belonging to George Galloway, prospective candidate (Mad Hatter's Party) for the 2016 London Mayoral election, has been explained by one of his supporters. Popular entertainer Corbin the Clown, who is also Mr...

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Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...

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New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

Funny story: New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

Camelnot, the bankers for the UK National lottery have today announced a new strapline prior to increasing the number of balls from 49 to 59 in each draw. Their existing strapline, "Play makes it possible", is being changed, based on the new lower...

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Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

Funny story: Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

The UK Labour Party has added a late runner in the race for its new leader. A hitherto unknown staunch supporter of Labour and a "bezzy mate" of Adolf Corbyn (one of the other leadership hopefuls), Mr Kim Jong-un from North Korea has paid his £3 (...

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UK Councils to prosecute over 8 million people for Nazi-style salutes

Funny story: UK Councils to prosecute over 8 million people for Nazi-style salutes

In a move designed to make even more money from the hapless motorist, councils throughout the UK are to begin to prosecute motorists (and/or their passengers as appropriate) for making Nazi-style salutes. Hot on the heels of the recent exposé of t...

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Puntland - the new Pound Store model for Ireland opens, to be sure, to be sure

Funny story: Puntland - the new Pound Store model for Ireland opens, to be sure, to be sure

Named in honour of the Irish Punt, which sank without trace following Ireland's entry into the Euro exchange rate mechanism, a new chain of pound shops -"Puntland" - will be opening all over Ireland within months. However, Puntland will be very di...

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Helen Flanagan is pregnant

Funny story: Helen Flanagan is pregnant

The former Rohhhr-zeee from Coronation Street, Helen Flanagan, has been reported as being pregnant, and this reporter wishes her well and, at the appropriate moment, 9 months into her pregnancy, hopes she becomes the proud mother of a healthy and hap...

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Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

Funny story: Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

After 36 years, the Natural History Museum has decided to mothball Dappy the Dinosaur and make way for a new huge guest to greet visitors to the premises. From next year, a huge whale called Adele - often referred to as the fat computer in the Tho...

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Hull to get Independence Referendum and break away from the UK

Funny story: Hull to get Independence Referendum and break away from the UK

Hot on the heels of the Scottish Referendum, which makes a change from being hot on the heels of shoplifters from the Prospect Shopping Centre, Hull has declared that it is aiming to gain independence from the remainder of what's left of the UK. A...

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Hamas to change name of their organisation

Funny story: Hamas to change name of their organisation

Following a meeting with the lovely humane representatives of the "Iraq Suddenly It's Summer"(ISIS) campaign at a 6-star hotel in Qatar, Hamas, the internationally renown tunnel manufacturers have agreed to change their name in time for the 2014 Iran...

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Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

The winner of the 2014 series of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced tonight ahead of the live finals due to take place after the dreadful supermarket advertisements voiced-over by that booming chap who's not Brian Blessed. It was confirmed that...

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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