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Funny story: Puntland - the new Pound Store model for Ireland opens, to be sure, to be sure

Puntland - the new Pound Store model for Ireland opens, to be sure, to be sure

Named in honour of the Irish Punt, which sank without trace following Ireland's entry into the Euro exchange rate mechanism, a new chain of pound shops -"Puntland" - will be opening all over Ireland within months. However, Puntland will be very di...
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Funny story: Helen Flanagan is pregnant

Helen Flanagan is pregnant

The former Rohhhr-zeee from Coronation Street, Helen Flanagan, has been reported as being pregnant, and this reporter wishes her well and, at the appropriate moment, 9 months into her pregnancy, hopes she becomes the proud mother of a healthy and hap...
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Funny story: Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

After 36 years, the Natural History Museum has decided to mothball Dappy the Dinosaur and make way for a new huge guest to greet visitors to the premises. From next year, a huge whale called Adele - often referred to as the fat computer in the Tho...
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Funny story: Hull to get Independence Referendum and break away from the UK

Hull to get Independence Referendum and break away from the UK

Hot on the heels of the Scottish Referendum, which makes a change from being hot on the heels of shoplifters from the Prospect Shopping Centre, Hull has declared that it is aiming to gain independence from the remainder of what's left of the UK. A...
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Funny story: Hamas to change name of their organisation

Hamas to change name of their organisation

Following a meeting with the lovely humane representatives of the "Iraq Suddenly It's Summer"(ISIS) campaign at a 6-star hotel in Qatar, Hamas, the internationally renown tunnel manufacturers have agreed to change their name in time for the 2014 Iran...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

The winner of the 2014 series of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced tonight ahead of the live finals due to take place after the dreadful supermarket advertisements voiced-over by that booming chap who's not Brian Blessed. It was confirmed that...
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Funny story: Group of TV presenters arrested after they admit to liking small boys

Group of TV presenters arrested after they admit to liking small boys

A group of TV presenters, who wish to remain nameless due to the nefarious nature of their activities, have admitted that they all like small boys, with each trying to outdo the other in relation to amassing a collection of them. They were all arr...
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Funny story: Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

The ousted manager of Manchester United, Chris Moyles, has openly admitted on a couch on some breakfast television programme that no one really watches, that he perhaps shouldn't have taken the manager's job at the Manchester united Football club in...
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Funny story: Woman finds programme to watch on television

Woman finds programme to watch on television

In a shock announcement by BARB, the UK Broadcasters' Audience Research Board, a viewer has allegedly found a programme worth watching on British television. Mona Lott, who lives in Penge, phoned into the organisation early yesterday prior to bein...
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Funny story: UK budget details in more detail

UK budget details in more detail

Details of the 2104 UK budget were released by the Government ahead of the Chancellor's statement. This is in an attempt to save people time and effort listening to the whole speech. The way income tax is collected will be changing. In an effort t...
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Funny story: "National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day" to honour Bob Crow

"National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day" to honour Bob Crow

In a move demonstrated to have more animation than the average commuter on a London Tube strike day, the Rail Maritime and Transport Union have presented a petition to Downing Street to declare the 27th of December "National Railway Replacement Bus S...
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Funny story: Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry, fourth in line to the throne and sixth in line for the new iPhone 6 outside the Apple store in Oxford Street, has gone on official public record to say his Cressida is a fabulous ride. Now 24 years old, he states that his Cressida is...
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Funny story: Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

In a development that has rocked the world of showbusiness, it was discovered at the weekend that Cheryl Cole's arse has a severe infestation of greenfly. The star, who for some strange reason had her rather beautiful posterior covered in the tat...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

In a statement issued earlier today, Hiram Thicke, the agent for pop diva Miley Cyrus said the star attended hospital to have a handle inserted into the right side of her head. The star, who is the most followed and tweeted personality ever by bot...
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Funny story: Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

At a press conference held in the Ballysmackadoo Town Hall, the Minister for Sport, Paddy Fields, together with a celebrity panel line up of Bono, Chris de Burgh, Van Morrison and the late President De Valera announced the venues and sport competitio...
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Funny story: Emma Watson expecting twins

Emma Watson expecting twins

Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins. The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographer...
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Funny story: Holly Willoughby says, 'yes the lights are on and there IS someone home'

Holly Willoughby says, 'yes the lights are on and there IS someone home'

Beautiful, desirable and extremely lovely British TV presenter, Holly Willoughby, today proved to the media that she is indeed more than just a pretty face. Speaking at a conference where she had the full attention of those present on two counts,...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian announces she is expecting quadruplets

Kim Kardashian announces she is expecting quadruplets

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have announced that they are now expecting quadruplets, which for their vast array of low-IQ, sheep-like, celebrity clap-trap fans means that Kim will be giving birth to four babies at the same time. Speaking to a vas...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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