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Funny story:  UK budget details in more detail

UK budget details in more detail

Details of the 2104 UK budget were released by the Government ahead of the Chancellor's statement. This is in an attempt to save people time and effort listening to the whole speech. The way income tax is collected will be changing. In an effort t...
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Funny story:  "National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day"  to honour Bob Crow

"National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day" to honour Bob Crow

In a move demonstrated to have more animation than the average commuter on a London Tube strike day, the Rail Maritime and Transport Union have presented a petition to Downing Street to declare the 27th of December "National Railway Replacement Bus S...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry says Cressida is a great ride

Prince Harry, fourth in line to the throne and sixth in line for the new iPhone 6 outside the Apple store in Oxford Street, has gone on official public record to say his Cressida is a fabulous ride. Now 24 years old, he states that his Cressida is...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

In a development that has rocked the world of showbusiness, it was discovered at the weekend that Cheryl Cole's arse has a severe infestation of greenfly. The star, who for some strange reason had her rather beautiful posterior covered in the tat...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

In a statement issued earlier today, Hiram Thicke, the agent for pop diva Miley Cyrus said the star attended hospital to have a handle inserted into the right side of her head. The star, who is the most followed and tweeted personality ever by bot...
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Funny story:  Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

At a press conference held in the Ballysmackadoo Town Hall, the Minister for Sport, Paddy Fields, together with a celebrity panel line up of Bono, Chris de Burgh, Van Morrison and the late President De Valera announced the venues and sport competitio...
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Funny story:  Emma Watson expecting twins

Emma Watson expecting twins

Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins. The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographer...
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Funny story:  Holly Willoughby says, 'yes the lights are on and there IS someone home'

Holly Willoughby says, 'yes the lights are on and there IS someone home'

Beautiful, desirable and extremely lovely British TV presenter, Holly Willoughby, today proved to the media that she is indeed more than just a pretty face. Speaking at a conference where she had the full attention of those present on two counts,...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian announces she is expecting quadruplets

Kim Kardashian announces she is expecting quadruplets

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have announced that they are now expecting quadruplets, which for their vast array of low-IQ, sheep-like, celebrity clap-trap fans means that Kim will be giving birth to four babies at the same time. Speaking to a vas...
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Funny story:  Queen's speech in summary

Queen's speech in summary

Her Majesty the Queen's speech to parliament today has achieved the impossible - all members of the House who were in attendance remained awake. Her Royal Majesty opened her speech with a plea to Wrigley's, the chewing gum manufacturer, not to lay...
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Funny story:  David Miliband joins International Rescue

David Miliband joins International Rescue

The world had responded excitingly to the news that David Miliband has quit the heady world of politics to join International Rescue. At a press conference this morning held on Tracy Island, former astronaut, Jeff Tracy, head of the Tracy family,...
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Funny story:  Outgoing Chief Rabbi offers to be new Pope

Outgoing Chief Rabbi offers to be new Pope

The outgoing Chief Rabbi of the UK, Lord Dr Jonathan Sachs, has made a magnanimous offer to the College of Cardinals in the Vatican by offering to become the new Pope. His office said that he made the offer for a number of reasons, some practical...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell being brought in to help find new Pope

Simon Cowell being brought in to help find new Pope

In a shock announcement by the Vatican today, it has been confirmed that Simon Cowell, the mastermind behind popular talent shows such as "Britain's Got Morons" and "£X-Factor" is being drafted in to bring some life to the process for choosing a new...
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Funny story:  Don Valley Stadium fights back for Nick Clegg

Don Valley Stadium fights back for Nick Clegg

Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg. A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while t...
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Funny story:  One Direction and Little Mix to collaborate on Pink Floyd cover

One Direction and Little Mix to collaborate on Pink Floyd cover

Although fans of Pink Floyd may be very "uncomfortably numb" with the news, One Direction and Little Mix, X-factor winners who have been noted for their extraordinary lack of any real talent, will be getting together to not play any instruments and n...
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Funny story:  President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...
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Funny story:  Justin Welby takes Archbishop job only because others drop out

Justin Welby takes Archbishop job only because others drop out

The new Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was today confirmed in the position only because others being considered as candidates were eliminated from the running due to various factors. Saintly Simon Cowell was eliminated from the running at...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Popular singing sensation and "Britain's Got Premium Rate Phone Lines" runner-up Susan Boyle (known as SuBo to her friends or "Mad Scottish Woman" to her detractors), has thrown her weight - thought to be approaching 14 stone - into the foray regardi...
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