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Funny story:  All Cadbury jobs are safe, although many will go

All Cadbury jobs are safe, although many will go

The senior management and shareholding city suits at Cadbury's, many of whom have never worked a day in their life, have confirmed that all jobs are safe at the firm, despite the recent take-over by people wanting to make even more money than they ha...
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Nick Griffin changes party to prove he's not racist

Nick Griffin, who is often accused by a biased, yet nevertheless 100% correct media of being slightly racist, has today put his jackboots where his mouth is - yes, nothing much different there folks - and joined with a completely neutral political p...
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Funny story:  Hitler's son alive and well and living in Haiti

Hitler's son alive and well and living in Haiti

In a dramatic announcement from the BNP (the British Nutty People and nothing to do with any political party that may have the same acronym), spokesman Nicholas Griffin (no relation to any political party leader), revealed that Desmond Hitler, son an...
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"Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" launched today

In an effort to make more money from premium rate telephone lines and pointless quizzes in the advertisement breaks in between, Simon Cowbell today announced his new talentless show series. "Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" will...
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Funny story:  New Retail Season launched

New Retail Season launched

With only a month to go, many retailers have been caught on the hop by the recent icy weather. Valentine's cards, usually in the shops by late November, are only now starting to appear. Just before Easter eggs. And the 2010 Christmas hamper catal...
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Funny story:  Jonathan Ross to join mobile phone company

Jonathan Ross to join mobile phone company

BBC television presenter and soon to be ex-BBC television presenter Jonathan Ross, noted for not knowing his R's from his elbow, is leaving the BBC to join mobile telephone operator Vodorange3Oh!2 mobile as an agony uncle, advising grandfathers how t...
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Funny story:  Revealed: real reason for climate summit in Copenhagen.

Revealed: real reason for climate summit in Copenhagen.

The Chairman of the climate change summit being held in Copenhagen, Mr Atim O'Sphere, has reiterated that the summit is being held there for purely sensible reasons only, and to suggest otherwise would be tantamount to treason. At a press conferen...
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Funny story:  Iran release British sailors

Iran release British sailors

In a compassionate act of international trust and goodwill aimed at demonstrating to the world that Iran is not run by an unruly, medieval bunch of weird-beards lead by a peasant, warmongering ignoramus, the British sailors held captive off the coast...
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Funny story:  Irish X-Factor twins Jedward given government job.

Irish X-Factor twins Jedward given government job.

Following their ejection from X-Factor, the government have drafted in Jedward (John and Edward Grimes). They will be offering support to the existing Government twins Deadband (David and Ed Milliband). The twins, who were sorry to leave the show,...
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Funny story:  Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley moonlighting for Al Jazerra?

Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley moonlighting for Al Jazerra?

A seriously shifty looking bloke in a flat cap who claims to have something to do with "The One Show" has revealed that 'his mates' Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are not on holiday but moonlighting for the middle-eastern Al Jazeera network.
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Funny story:  £3¼bn overhaul of railway stations throughout UK won't affect passengers. Much.

£3¼bn overhaul of railway stations throughout UK won't affect passengers. Much.

Network rail has issued a statement following their announcement of the proposed £3¼ billion facelift for thousands of the UK's railway stations. They have assured the great British public that there will be the minimum of disruption during the pr...
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Funny story:  New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor

New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor

Hitting the small screen next month is a new reality TV show from Simon Cowell's Psycho Productions. The 'Max-Factor' features modeling wannabes from throughout the country who will preen, paint and strut their stuff in the usual tearful audition...
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Funny story:  Footballer Wayne Rooney has a child called Koi

Footballer Wayne Rooney has a child called Koi

A happy event has occurred in footballer Wayne Rooney's household with the arrival of a child which they have named Koi Carp Rooney. Mr Rooney was said to be totally pleased. Speaking from the photographic studio of KO Magazine and dangling hi...
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Funny story:  Apple unveil the i-Toilet

Apple unveil the i-Toilet

With people queueing around the loo block for hours to be first to try the new Apple i-Toilet, executives from the company claimed it was their best launch ever. With the bottom falling out of many people's world, the new i-Toilet provides a high-...
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