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Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Funny story: Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Facing certain defeat due to Barack Obama's insurmountable lead and his refusal to look for sex in public bathrooms, Senator Hillary Clinton resigned from the race for the Democratic presidential nomination on Tuesday night.

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It's Official: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Has Nineteen E's

Funny story: It's Official: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Has Nineteen E's

SYDNEY- Top linguists from the English-speaking world convened in Sydney, Australia on Monday and reached a difficult consensus regarding the proper spelling of...

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Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal

Funny story: Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal

Barack Obama has announced that he will be traveling with a Port-A-John until he has secured the Democratic Party presidential nomination.

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Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

Funny story: Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, TX- Longtime news service reporter Helen Thomas has won the grudging affection of every U.S. president since John F. Kennedy with her disarming bluntness and redeeming wit. The jury is still out, however, on how her latest coup will affect...

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NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

Funny story: NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

HOUSTON, TX - Following through on the Bush Administration's support for faith-based science initiatives, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced the 2010 launch of its Faith Science Mission (FSM) probe, which is tasked wi...

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News from the Future- 20 Years from Today

Funny story: News from the Future- 20 Years from Today

WASHINGTON May 8, 2028 - The final plot of habitable public space in the United States not continuously monitored by a surveillance camera finally came under the eye of the lens today in barren northern Alaska.

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Bin Laden Buys DVD Camcorder in U.S., Eludes Capture Again

Funny story: Bin Laden Buys DVD Camcorder in U.S., Eludes Capture Again

LOS ANGELES- In what the FBI is describing as a stroke of bad luck, Osama bin Laden narrowly escaped capture at a Los Angeles electronics store on Thursday after purchasing a DVD camcorder there.

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Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Funny story: Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Pleasantville, KS - A masked man in a black-and-gold caped costume crashed through the ceiling of the office at Joe Sixpack Middle School, introduced himself as "Liberty Man," and threatened to confiscate the principal's car unless he r...

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Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Funny story: Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Semi-funny satire journalist Gene Mason has died of spontaneous human combustion at the age of 49 following what is believed to have been a massive marijuana overdose, according to police experts.

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DC Madam Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Funny story: DC Madam Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Tarpon Springs, FL-The Pinellas County Medical Examiner's Office has listed spontaneous human combustion as the cause of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's death.

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Baseball Commissioner Busts Bonds to 754 in Bizarre Ruling

Funny story: Baseball Commissioner Busts Bonds to 754 in Bizarre Ruling

In a briefly worded decision handed down on Friday, baseball commissioner Bud Selig has ruled fan interference on eight balls that former San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit out of Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T/Whatever Park and into McCovey Cove beyond...

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Bush Library Kept Under Wraps

Funny story: Bush Library Kept Under Wraps

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is currently under construction at an undisclosed location, the National Archives and Records Administration announced today. When the facility opens, its location will remain permanently secret and no visitat...

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Life Declared a Mental Disorder by APA

Funny story: Life Declared a Mental Disorder by APA

ARLINGTON, VA - As part of an initiative to streamline patient care and make it more affordable to anyone who seeks it, the American Psychiatric Association has eliminated all but one mental disorder from its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Ment...

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Conspiracy Theorists Proclaim Ass on Mars

Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists Proclaim Ass on Mars

FLAGSTAFF - Mars has a face and a posterior, according to conspiracy theorists who are hailing a recent photograph from the Mars Observer as proof of an Ass on Mars.

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Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

Funny story: Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

MOOSE JAW, SK-In a turn of events deemed inevitable by many outside observers, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as the Pastafarians, has split over numerous items of contention concerning its doctrine of a beer volcano in heaven...

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Cubs Assemble Roster of Hellraisers for 2008

Funny story: Cubs Assemble Roster of Hellraisers for 2008

Chicago Cubs general manager Jim Hendry believes that he has finally come up with the winning formula to break the team's 100 year World Series drought.

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Shadows Are Terror Threat, Chertoff Announces

Funny story: Shadows Are Terror Threat, Chertoff Announces

WASHINGTON - Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has announced plans to use spy satellites, drone aircraft, and surveillance cameras to track the movements and activities of anyone who casts a shadow.

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"Off Switch" Evolving in Men's Ears

Funny story: "Off Switch" Evolving in Men's Ears

LOS ANGELES-Humans process a lot of information through their ears. Males of the species tend to consider a lot of this information to be superfluous. Apparently, so does Mother Nature.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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