News has just come to light that the scientist a CERN have had a contractual mix up with the LHC acronym
LHC which they wanted constructed in Geneva stands for Large Hadron Collider but in an amazing turn of events the major contractor mistook 'H...
Desperate republican hopeful senator John McCain has come forward with a 'Dodgy looking' dossier of what he claimed were CIA documents showing that "Iran could wield weapons of mass destruction in only 22.5 minutes that's half the ti...
The rematch of the planet was announced today. Lucifer "morning star" Seraphim was to be given a rematch with Jesus "Holy Trinity" Carpenter in the revenge match of all time.
Robert Mugabe announced today he would not take part in the vote in the poll of the world's greatest living dictators...
After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.
Conservative leader David Cameron set out his policy for forcing the poor back into 'community based' jobs today...
(Neuters) In the last half an hour it has come to light that the Chinese government were field testing their military's latest weapon, this is where the whole Chinese population farts at the same time.
Gordon brown announced today that "wholesale reforms" of the way we have to pay for our retirement. With the slow increase in living expenses over the next 30 years expected, as well as having to sell your house and all other worldly posses...
London (Neuters) - Susan Meredith Thomson-Ellis From the Charity for Relaxation of Abuse to Convicts and Erroneous Rehabilitation Services or C.R.A.C.K.E.R.S has handed in a petition and made a heart felt appeal to Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street t...
On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.
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