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Funny story: CERN in LHC acronym mix up

CERN in LHC acronym mix up

News has just come to light that the scientist a CERN have had a contractual mix up with the LHC acronym LHC which they wanted constructed in Geneva stands for Large Hadron Collider but in an amazing turn of events the major contractor mistook 'H...
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Funny story: McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

Desperate republican hopeful senator John McCain has come forward with a 'Dodgy looking' dossier of what he claimed were CIA documents showing that "Iran could wield weapons of mass destruction in only 22.5 minutes that's half the ti...
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Funny story: DBC annouces title fight!

DBC annouces title fight!

The rematch of the planet was announced today. Lucifer "morning star" Seraphim was to be given a rematch with Jesus "Holy Trinity" Carpenter in the revenge match of all time.
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Funny story: Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Robert Mugabe announced today he would not take part in the vote in the poll of the world's greatest living dictators...
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Funny story: BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.
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Funny story: David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

Conservative leader David Cameron set out his policy for forcing the poor back into 'community based' jobs today...
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Funny story: Chineese earthquake and burmeese cyclone link

Chineese earthquake and burmeese cyclone link

(Neuters) In the last half an hour it has come to light that the Chinese government were field testing their military's latest weapon, this is where the whole Chinese population farts at the same time.
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Funny story: Gordon backs 'organs for nursing care' scheme for pensioners

Gordon backs 'organs for nursing care' scheme for pensioners

Gordon brown announced today that "wholesale reforms" of the way we have to pay for our retirement. With the slow increase in living expenses over the next 30 years expected, as well as having to sell your house and all other worldly posses...
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Funny story: UK charity fights for prison reforms

UK charity fights for prison reforms

London (Neuters) - Susan Meredith Thomson-Ellis From the Charity for Relaxation of Abuse to Convicts and Erroneous Rehabilitation Services or C.R.A.C.K.E.R.S has handed in a petition and made a heart felt appeal to Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street t...
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Funny story: More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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