Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.
The Newfoundland Clubbers this week stretched their unbeaten record against the Arctic Fur Seals this week with a dominant 220,000 to 4 win.
A San Francisco court is today expecting to hear opening arguments in a class action against numerous medical companies to ban the new blood and urine tests developed to detect prostate cancer.
European Union (EU) prosecutors investigating Microsoft's compliance with a 2004 anti-trust judgement have stumbled upon documents indicating the Y2K threat was an elaborate hoax.
Due to ever increasing off-field demands such as shopping, personal grooming and generally looking pretty for personal endorsement appearances, occasional footballer David Beckham has decided to outsource his football services.
In what can only be described as a win for the United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon and special negotiator Bernie Ecclestone, a resolution has been reached that will see a peaceful transition of power in the troubled African nation.
After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.
In a rare candid interview with foreign reporters on Monday, outgoing (or incoming) President Robert Mugabe admitted that a number of issues have arisen with his visionary plan to bid for the 2020 Olympic Games.
In an odd twist to the recent Max Mosley video scandal, McLaren Formula One Chairman Ron Dennis is being held by Scotland Yard and is assisting them with enquiries into a daring armed raid on a London City branch of Barlays Bank.
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