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Paralympics competitors face hurdles

Funny story: Paralympics competitors face hurdles

The 13th Paralympics got underway in Beijing today with all the glitz and glamour of the main summer games. There was disquiet amongst some of the competitors though as it would appear the designers of the Birds Nest stadium had omitted to install wh...

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EA finally launches 'Spore' - creationists refute its existence

Funny story: EA finally launches 'Spore' - creationists refute its existence

Electronic Arts (EA) has finally launched the long-awaited videogame 'Spore' to the delight of gamers worldwide. Creationists however are not so happy. "This game is apparently all about Evolution so we have decided to deny its existence" said pro...

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Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

Funny story: Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

The Republican party is in a state of shock today as many of its members suffered severe whiplash injuries in the recently discovered Hypocrisy vortex. "We had to change direction so quickly, it caused some of our party to sustain permanent injuri...

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Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

Funny story: Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

TV news stations across the US have been left devastated by the effects of Hurricane Gustav as it singularly failed to destroy New Orleans. "We are gutted" said Fox 'journalist' Adolf McCane "We had cameras focusing on the levees, we had helicopte...

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Google browser 'Chrome' to have two privacy modes

Funny story: Google browser 'Chrome' to have two privacy modes

Silicon Valley giant Google has announced that it will shortly be unveiling an Open Source browser currently called 'Chrome'. One of the new key features is it's two privacy modes 'American' and 'Actual'. Google spokesman Larry page said 'With thi...

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New Orleans residents flee Bush

Funny story: New Orleans residents flee Bush

New Orleans residents have been forced to evacuate the city after the news that President Bush is to forego his appearance at the Republican Convention in order to 'help the city of New Orleans face the hurricane.' Hordes of city-dwellers immediat...

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Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Funny story: Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Sarah Palin, the newly chosen running mate to Senator John McCain is to release a video demonstrating how she kept her incredible shape during her last pregnancy. Despite her fifth child weighing in at over 6lbs, Palin showed no visible signs of p...

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'Dear' Deirdre loses memory stick - thousands of letters stolen

Funny story: 'Dear' Deirdre loses memory stick - thousands of letters stolen

Deirdre Rachid, the famous 'Dear Deirdre' agony aunt of downmarket tabloid 'The Sun' has admitted losing a memory stick containing the personal problems of thousands of readers. Names and addresses were included in the data and it is thought to be wo...

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Sarah Palin supports creationism

Funny story: Sarah Palin supports creationism

Vice President hopeful Sarah Palin has admitted that she believes creationism should be taught in schools. The Alaskan Senator picked as a running mate by John McCain said 'Yeah sure why not? Creationism deserves to be taught alongside evolution.

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McCain picks Michael Lee White as running mate

Funny story: McCain picks Michael Lee White as running mate

Senator John McCain, the republican candidate for the presidency has unveiled his running mate is a Houston man called Michael Lee White. At a speech yesterday, the former POW, said 'You may not have heard of Michael Lee White, heck he ain't even...

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David Duchovny enters sex rehab clinic and nails every chick there

Funny story: David Duchovny enters sex rehab clinic and nails every chick there

David Duchovny the 48 year old star of X-files walked into the Sex Rehab clinic in California and immediately set about 'getting it on with the hotties'. Davids agent told us "It all started as a bet that David couldn't sleep with every single wom...

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It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

Funny story: It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

Julie Moult, a 'journalist' from right-wing rag The Daily Mail has been exposed as a grade 'A' idiot, according to the Internet today. Following up on her award winning stories such as 'Nazi racoons on warpath' she wrote a poorly researched piece...

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Word 'hero' to be redefined to include people who can run a bit

Funny story: Word 'hero' to be redefined to include people who can run a bit

Collins, the makers of the famous Oxford English Dictionary, have announced that the word 'hero' is set to be given a wider definition in the next edition. The change has been in response to BBC Coverage of the Olympic Games. 'Yeah sure there are...

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Lord Coe wins gold in Lowering Expectation event

Funny story: Lord Coe wins gold in Lowering Expectation event

Lord Coe, chairman of the London Olympics has taken gold along with teammate Boris Johnson in the Lowering Expectations event. Through their tireless work at press conferences the world is now convinced that London 2012 will be dull, pedestrian an...

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Olympic Medals revealed to have magical properties

Funny story: Olympic Medals revealed to have magical properties

In a stunning breakthrough, UK scientists have shown that Olympic Medals have curious properties when collected in large batches. Effects include the disappearance of Human Rights Issues and the ability to cause depression in Australians. "We look...

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Jade Goody furious with Christina Applegate

Funny story: Jade Goody furious with Christina Applegate

Jade goody, the cockney queen of reality TV has launched a bitter tirade at Christina Applegate who chose to announce her double mastectomy at the same time as Goody announced her cervical cancer. "That mouthy tart stole my publicity", opined Good...

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Gary Glitter lands in UK - signs up for Big Brother

Funny story: Gary Glitter lands in UK - signs up for Big Brother

Gary Glitter, the seventies pop star turned paedophile, returned to the UK for the first time in over ten years today and immediately penned a deal with makers of failing reality show Big Brother. "It's a good career move for me" said Glitter "I s...

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World Peace scrapped due to lack of interest on Digg

Funny story: World Peace scrapped due to lack of interest on Digg

The opportunity to create a lasting world peace, last night slipped through the grasp of society, because it failed to get a front page mention on Digg. Nobel Peace prize winner and orchestrator of the failed plan Dr Christopher Poole said of the...

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