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Funny story: International Council Issues Toilet Seat Use Guidelines

International Council Issues Toilet Seat Use Guidelines

The World Toilet Lid Courtesy Council issued a new set of recommendations for toilet seat use Monday. Citing toilet seat position a the number five cause of divorce worldwide, the council believes their new guidelines will increase family harmony and...
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Funny story: Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Harry Potter author JK Rowling recently confirmed the internet rumors that she was writing a series spinoff. "Harry Potter and the Slacker Sibs," the first in a new series about the wizard's midlife crisis and confrontations with the increasingly rad...
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Funny story: GDI Monday's Restaurants to Launch Nationwide

GDI Monday's Restaurants to Launch Nationwide

In an effort to expand its product offerings in a slumping economy the TGI Friday's restaurant chain is launching a new chain GDI Monday's. GDI Monday's will focus on breakfast entries, especially highly caffeinated coffees and breakfast foods overdo...
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Funny story: New Yorker Obama Cover a Hit with Racists and Xenophobes

New Yorker Obama Cover a Hit with Racists and Xenophobes

Weeks after the release of New Yorker's now infamous "Obama" cover, depicting the candidate and his wife as terrorists, the image continues to be the file most often downloaded by radical right wingers, militia groups, the KKK and fundamentalist Chri...
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Funny story: McCain Invites Imus to Spearhead Minority Outreach

McCain Invites Imus to Spearhead Minority Outreach

After polls indicate Presidential candidate John McCain is losing ground with Hispanic and African American voters, McCain announced the hiring of his newest campaign advisor, radio personality Don Imus.
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Funny story: Bush Back to the Future to End Iraq War

Bush Back to the Future to End Iraq War

President Bush announced a new strategy for winning the war in Iraq: Time Travel. Facing falling Presidential approval ratings and increased criticism from former Republican supporters, the President outlined his bold new plan during his commencement...
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Funny story: McCain Abandons White House for Stardom

McCain Abandons White House for Stardom

Fresh off his giddy success on Saturday Night Live and late night talk shows over the past two weeks, Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain announced he is leaving politics for show business.
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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