Santa Claus, also known as Father Christmas and Kris Kringle, will now be forced to use his birth name of Claus von Midgetporn, the owner and manager of Claus' House of Merriment, an adult novelties store in Avenel, New Jersey. This is all thank...
It's official, after months of negotiations, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have signed on to the upcoming feature film adaptation of Tolkien's "The Hobbit" last weekend.
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