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Venezuela Takes No Sheet in Toilet Paper Crisis

Funny story: Venezuela Takes No Sheet in Toilet Paper Crisis

Venezuela has instituted a series of emergency laws in the face of the national toilet paper shortage. Besides ordering the Venezuelan Army to assume control of the only toilet paper factory in the country, President Nicolas Maduro has ruled that no...

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France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

Funny story: France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

It has finally been discovered exactly why the French Government is so upset about the NSA surveillance imbroglio. This scandal has reached a level that, according to White House insiders, President Obama is hoping for some disaster he can attend s...

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Jockstraps: Actually Make Bollocks Sag

Funny story: Jockstraps: Actually Make Bollocks Sag

Professor Jacqueline Toujours, Dean of the School of Sports Medicine and Automobile Repair at Toulouse, France has issued a press release declaring that jockstraps in male athletes impede fertility and contribute to the phenomenon of "ball drop" in l...

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Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Funny story: Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has announced from the balcony of Castel Gandolfo the excommunication of Pope Francis. The announcement occurred on Holy Saturday and it was followed by the mandate that the newly-installed Pontiff vacate the Vatican S...

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Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

Funny story: Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

According to confidential sources within the Vatican Curia, Pope Francis has served an eviction notice on Pope Emeritus Benedict. The former pope has one week from Easter Sunday to vacate Castel Gandolfo or answer to the Italian courts. The act...

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North Korea Invades Venezuela

Funny story: North Korea Invades Venezuela

In the wake of Hugo Chavez' wake, elements of North Korea's crack "Stealth Invasion Force" or SIF has established a beachhead on the Venezuelan coast outside of the capital city, Caracas. It is estimated that approximately 700 SIF combatants have...

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Dennis Rodman to Represent Obama at the Hugo Chavez Funeral

Funny story: Dennis Rodman to Represent Obama at the Hugo Chavez Funeral

The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral. It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn...

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Dennis Rodman and North Korean Dictator to Mediate Congressional SNAFU

Funny story: Dennis Rodman and North Korean Dictator to Mediate Congressional SNAFU

Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Un have decided to offer themselves up to President Barack Obama as the best way to facilitate a detente between the Democrats and Republicans in Congress. According to a Pyong Penh media report, the basketball near-grea...

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Kate's Spew on eBay

Funny story: Kate's Spew on eBay

Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website. Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi...

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Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Funny story: Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...

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Jesus' Wife is not Jesus' Wife: New Translation

Funny story: Jesus' Wife is not Jesus' Wife: New Translation

Yale Professor of Ancient Religions, Salvatore Crocifisso, disputes the translation of the newly-discovered Coptic text claiming that Jesus had a wife. The professor made his announcement yesterday at the Yale University's Student Union and Car Wash...

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Pussy Riot Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Funny story: Pussy Riot Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

In Stockholm, Sweden, the Committee of Five has unanimously voted to award the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize to Pussy Riot. The Russian All-Girl Singing Troika has recently been condemned to two years hard labor in a Russian gulag for uttering blasphemous...

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Paul Ryan Suddenly Withdraws as Romney's Choice for VEEP

Funny story: Paul Ryan Suddenly Withdraws as Romney's Choice for VEEP

Just as quickly as it was announced that Paul Ryan was to be the Republican choice for Vice-President, he announced that it was his sad duty to withdraw his selection. About ten minutes after both Romney and Ryan spoke in front of the USS Wisconsi...

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Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Funny story: Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Dozens of New York City hospitals are instructing mothers of newborns about the myriad benefits of breast milk and to urge them to breast-feed their infants instead of resorting to substandard formulas. "Not only is it healthier than commercial alte...

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ACLU takes FDA to Court on Punitive Pizza Ploy

Funny story: ACLU takes FDA to Court on Punitive Pizza Ploy

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it has filed a lawsuit against the FDA for discriminatory practices against a growing minority group in the USA. Acording to the lawsuit filed in Federal court, the FDA has illegally mandated...

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New York City: "Big Apple" Out; "Cute Apple" In

Funny story: New York City: "Big Apple" Out; "Cute Apple" In

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that henceforth New York City will no longer be nicknamed, "The Big Apple." At his noon news conference, Hizzoner unloaded this latest bombshell to the unsuspecting news services. "A 'Big Apple' suggests...

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Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

Funny story: Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

In his never-ending assault on obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg has ruled that as of July 1, 2012, restaurants in the five boroughs will now serve all foods on plates no larger than five inches in diameter. The Mayor, in yesterday's news confe...

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Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Funny story: Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Archaeologists have discovered that an ancient Peruvian tribe living along the Pacific coast was munching on popcorn thousands of years ago. The discovery was made last Thursday by Sir Percival Blick of the British Museum when he raped and pillage...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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