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Funny story: Jackson Body To Go On Show At Waxworks

Jackson Body To Go On Show At Waxworks

The whole world today rejoiced in the news that the Jackson family have agreed to put Michael 'The King Of Pop' Jackson's body on show in the famous waxworks. As the news spread quickly that the family had decided against having the body melted do...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Falls In Bath; Crashes the Internet

Stephen Hawking Falls In Bath; Crashes the Internet

The man who wrote the internet, and whose expertise is linked to it 24 hours a day, caused worry and annoyance yesterday due to him falling in the bath. The internet was down for over two hours. Engineers tried desperately to re-route the wiri...
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Funny story: Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Both Charley Boorman and Ewan MacGregor have been blamed for the shortage and high price of fuel in the world, according to a new report out today. Not to mention the practice and testing, 3 guzzling motorbikes; 3 Jeeps; numerous trucks; plane ri...
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Funny story: Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

One of the world's most notorious spoofmeisters is at it again! Former England gaffer Steve McClarlen has appeared in a Dutch Interview with a 'broken Yorkshire/failed Dutch/failed English/Pakistani' accent. Confusing not only the intelligent Dutc...
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Funny story: Eastenders' Sean Arrested

Eastenders' Sean Arrested

Psychopath Sean Slater of the BBC soap, Eastenders, has been lifted by 'The Ol' Bill' for Crimes To Acting. The Psycho-turned Romeo-turned Psycho-turned Loverat-turned Father-turned Psycho-turned Fiance-turned Psycho Sean, was arrested amid wild s...
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Funny story: ASDA Spawn New Line In French Salad

ASDA Spawn New Line In French Salad

ASDA, the family friendly front for the multi-racist and bigoted American dictators; WALMART have offended the French by selling FROGS with their French salads. In a bizarre, almost nonchalant statement, ASDA said the new range of French salads we...
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Funny story: FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

Fabio Capello, who is an Italian and comes from a country that has been proven to cheat, dive, play-act, bribe referee's and endless other corruption rackets, has been cleared by FIFA for cheating.
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Funny story: Winehouse Set To Headline Annual Silly Season

Winehouse Set To Headline Annual Silly Season

With millions engrossed in Euro 2008, Vain celebrity's are looking to the start of the Silly Season to keep them in the public eye.
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Funny story: Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Young enterprising schoolkids from all over Scotland have been invited by the Poultry and Egg Society to help give Eggs a new image.
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Funny story: Ray Mears Is A Fake

Ray Mears Is A Fake

Friends and Colleagues of British Rambo; Ray Mears, have branded him as a BBC 'ringer', who is scared of spiders.
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Funny story: Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Police today are reliving Saturday's mayhem outside Wembley stadium as 90,000 fans poured out into the Capital.
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Funny story: It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

If you were folically challenged, overweight, and specky, with no job, no social life, you'd think you'd just take a handful of pills, but not Hector Bracegirdle (58), who has managed to scoop the coveted, 'Worst Comedian Of The Year Awar...
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Funny story: Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

A teacher's strike which could see millions of kids better off has been praised by politicians and adults the length and breadth of Britain.
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Funny story: Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Ruthless Kebab Shop owner Stavros Hovapopathapoulis recruited delivery drivers from Rally and Racing tracks to get the edge over all the other shops on his patch.
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Funny story: Big Ben To Go Digital

Big Ben To Go Digital

At last, Big Ben is to finally get a £500,000 facelift and is to go digital just in time for the New Year celebrations.
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Funny story: Unsuspecting Scot Wins Talent Show

Unsuspecting Scot Wins Talent Show

Holidaymaker Tam McLuney got a big surprise whilst holidaying in the popular resort of Benidorm.
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Funny story: Skegness Family Finally Get Closure

Skegness Family Finally Get Closure

A Skegness family who have suffered over 60 years of abuse and ridicule over their Grandfather's conviction and execution for treason have been told by the MoD that it was 'All A Big Mistake'.
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Funny story: Refs To Be Given Truth Serum

Refs To Be Given Truth Serum

"Scottish Referees are to undergo jabs of sodium penothane before games, and at half-time. This should hopefully eradicate the myth that the SFA, Masonic Lodges and the Old Bhoys network collaborated to favour the Old Firm", a FIFA spokespe...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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