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Jackson Body To Go On Show At Waxworks

Funny story: Jackson Body To Go On Show At Waxworks

The whole world today rejoiced in the news that the Jackson family have agreed to put Michael 'The King Of Pop' Jackson's body on show in the famous waxworks. As the news spread quickly that the family had decided against having the body melted do...

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Stephen Hawking Falls In Bath; Crashes the Internet

Funny story: Stephen Hawking Falls In Bath; Crashes the Internet

The man who wrote the internet, and whose expertise is linked to it 24 hours a day, caused worry and annoyance yesterday due to him falling in the bath. The internet was down for over two hours. Engineers tried desperately to re-route the wiri...

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Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Funny story: Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis

Both Charley Boorman and Ewan MacGregor have been blamed for the shortage and high price of fuel in the world, according to a new report out today. Not to mention the practice and testing, 3 guzzling motorbikes; 3 Jeeps; numerous trucks; plane ri...

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Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

Funny story: Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

One of the world's most notorious spoofmeisters is at it again! Former England gaffer Steve McClarlen has appeared in a Dutch Interview with a 'broken Yorkshire/failed Dutch/failed English/Pakistani' accent. Confusing not only the intelligent Dutc...

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Eastenders' Sean Arrested

Funny story: Eastenders' Sean Arrested

Psychopath Sean Slater of the BBC soap, Eastenders, has been lifted by 'The Ol' Bill' for Crimes To Acting. The Psycho-turned Romeo-turned Psycho-turned Loverat-turned Father-turned Psycho-turned Fiance-turned Psycho Sean, was arrested amid wild s...

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ASDA Spawn New Line In French Salad

Funny story: ASDA Spawn New Line In French Salad

ASDA, the family friendly front for the multi-racist and bigoted American dictators; WALMART have offended the French by selling FROGS with their French salads. In a bizarre, almost nonchalant statement, ASDA said the new range of French salads we...

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FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

Funny story: FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

Fabio Capello, who is an Italian and comes from a country that has been proven to cheat, dive, play-act, bribe referee's and endless other corruption rackets, has been cleared by FIFA for cheating.

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Winehouse Set To Headline Annual Silly Season

Funny story: Winehouse Set To Headline Annual Silly Season

With millions engrossed in Euro 2008, Vain celebrity's are looking to the start of the Silly Season to keep them in the public eye.

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Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Funny story: Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Young enterprising schoolkids from all over Scotland have been invited by the Poultry and Egg Society to help give Eggs a new image.

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Ray Mears Is A Fake

Funny story: Ray Mears Is A Fake

Friends and Colleagues of British Rambo; Ray Mears, have branded him as a BBC 'ringer', who is scared of spiders.

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Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Funny story: Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Police today are reliving Saturday's mayhem outside Wembley stadium as 90,000 fans poured out into the Capital.

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It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

Funny story: It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

If you were folically challenged, overweight, and specky, with no job, no social life, you'd think you'd just take a handful of pills, but not Hector Bracegirdle (58), who has managed to scoop the coveted, 'Worst Comedian Of The Year Awar...

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Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

Funny story: Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

A teacher's strike which could see millions of kids better off has been praised by politicians and adults the length and breadth of Britain.

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Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Funny story: Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Ruthless Kebab Shop owner Stavros Hovapopathapoulis recruited delivery drivers from Rally and Racing tracks to get the edge over all the other shops on his patch.

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Big Ben To Go Digital

Funny story: Big Ben To Go Digital

At last, Big Ben is to finally get a £500,000 facelift and is to go digital just in time for the New Year celebrations.

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Unsuspecting Scot Wins Talent Show

Funny story: Unsuspecting Scot Wins Talent Show

Holidaymaker Tam McLuney got a big surprise whilst holidaying in the popular resort of Benidorm.

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Skegness Family Finally Get Closure

Funny story: Skegness Family Finally Get Closure

A Skegness family who have suffered over 60 years of abuse and ridicule over their Grandfather's conviction and execution for treason have been told by the MoD that it was 'All A Big Mistake'.

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Refs To Be Given Truth Serum

Funny story: Refs To Be Given Truth Serum

"Scottish Referees are to undergo jabs of sodium penothane before games, and at half-time. This should hopefully eradicate the myth that the SFA, Masonic Lodges and the Old Bhoys network collaborated to favour the Old Firm", a FIFA spokespe...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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