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UK Giving Head to Political Pigs - Is the Political Pig in the Poke; Or the Prenuptial Poke in the Pig that Counts?

Funny story: UK Giving Head to Political Pigs - Is the Political Pig in the Poke; Or the Prenuptial Poke in the Pig that Counts?

Following the recent visit by Prime Minister de Cameron to China it has now been revealed in the Media that UK Agrees a £45m Pig Semen Export Deal With China. It has been suggested by a Government source in China that they are so worried about the...

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GOP Demographic Debate

Funny story: GOP Demographic Debate

The current GOP Demographic Debate will be how to rule from the seat of power with a Majority of Governorships and Legislature, without the interference of the Hoi Polloi, since time immemorial it has been known that Whigs prefer the voting populatio...

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Gordon Brown discovered as pilot of Venus Express

Funny story: Gordon Brown discovered as pilot of Venus Express

A Government source has disclosed that Gordon Brown MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath has reported back from the Venusian Equator using near-infrared observations collected by the Venus Monitoring Camera(VMC); His geological features were revealed...

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Queen Endorses new Anti-Social Act

Funny story: Queen Endorses new Anti-Social Act

A trusted adviser to the Buckingham Palace has said that the Queen has sent Hubby the Duke of Edinburgh on a fact finding tour to a resident meeting in Hulme, Manchester; It is thought he will be acting as a thug to test the 6 new streamlined pow...

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Herby Retires, Mancanini takes Over New Leagues in Europe

Funny story: Herby Retires, Mancanini takes Over New Leagues in Europe

Breaking News in Manchester's "Football Heaven" ManU; Is that Sir Alex Herbison has had enough of football and offered his team to "that Count", Roberto Mancinini.(the Scottish dialect is hard to understand He said; during an exclusive interview w...

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Vladimar Putin is new Chelsea Manager

Funny story: Vladimar Putin is new Chelsea Manager

Freshly victorious Russian President Vlad,feels he has the skills to sort out Chelsea's woes. His new regime will make Frank Lampard very happy as he will be Captain, following John Terry's penchant for perving and pultitrudious, he will be sold t...

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Egyptian Military say "Mine is Bigger than Yours"

Funny story: Egyptian Military say "Mine is Bigger than Yours"

During the ensuing peoples action in Egypt, the military have taken a fatherly role in observing interaction between the differing support groups. A General said "It's not often a sibling (the people) will grab your appendage of power (Tank) and s...

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Mubarak's Serendipity Seven

Funny story: Mubarak's Serendipity Seven

With President Mubarak of Egypt being the latest politician to trip over his suitcase full of money; He has recently contacted five other middle east Political Leaders who have amassed their millions and are now footloose.... The disenchanted lead...

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Blow Me I'm Easy

Funny story: Blow Me I'm Easy

EasyJet is now the UK's National Airline - Figures published by the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) this week, show that EasyJet is the UK's largest scairline, measured by the number of passengers blown for the second year in a row. In 2009 over 28 bi...

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Ash is Easy Sniffer

Funny story: Ash is Easy Sniffer

Ashley Cole has secretly been retained by EasyJet to identify clouds of pumescent eruptions in Europe..he is to be trialled in the cock-pit of a redesigned Jumbo Jet. It is thought that when he smells the pumice he will develop an "Ash Cone" which...

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Chemist Run Out of Viagra

Funny story: Chemist Run Out of Viagra

An internal investigation is to take place at a large chemists after more than 500,000 Viagra pills went missing from Central Depots at Hornchurch, Cockfosters and Willoughby. All male staff over 35 have not turned up for work at these Depots; St...

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100,000 Care workers resign

Funny story: 100,000 Care workers resign

Today it has been reported by an unnamed government source that up to 100,000 letters of resignation from care workers were being considered by local councils in the UK. An equally unnamed source from UNISON the care workers Union; said it was an...

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Radcliffe seen singing with a dusky maiden

Funny story: Radcliffe seen singing with a dusky maiden

Following his adventures in the ladies underwear shop, Daniel was seen entering a house of ill repute, where he was reported to have shown his credentials to a dusky maiden in the hope of an intimate musical performance for a private audience;...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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