As Washington state suffering from budget cuts, tries to fund it's many prison reform programs, new and inventive ways have been instituted to do so.
Marijuana, the state's newly legal cash crop has been chosen as the drug of choice to fill the b...
Las Vegas, Nevada - Just when we thought we had "smoothed things over" with the Almighty, some dingle berry sets His house on fire.
A fireworks display in Las Vegas, Nevada, reported to be the largest in the world, went completely crazy during a J...
Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment.
"We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t...
During a recent campaign stop, in a speech directed at an organized bean farmers union meeting, Mitt Romney bragged that even as a young child he ALWAYS ate his beans. Not so, says one family member of the candidate.
At every holiday dinner Mit...
From the same scientist that gave us the study "Is a frog's ass water tight?" We have a new study of a common American cliché, Does a bear shit in the woods?
"My dad was always making these comments that made me wonder if there was any truth to t...
New York, NY. - In an effort to look more like the common man, Newt Gingrich grounded his private jet and booked a commercial fight to his weekend retreat in the Hamptons forcing him to suffer the same pat-downs and rectal probe we all do when we f...
When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance."
Mason was offended that he had to pay th...
If you had plans to purchase the new biodegradable, eco-friendly, jackboot dreadlock wearing Barbie in time for Christmas, forget about it. The newest incarnation of Barbie, produced using recycled plastic in a sensible size 7 body type, was blocked...
Chula Vista, Ca. It seemed like such a good idea at the time, but in hindsight maybe not so much. For two years in a row the Chula Vista public market has put on a "live" nativity scene the week before Christmas. The Delgado family, well known in th...
A leading hot dog maker in New York is calling out former Senator Anthony Wiener for naming his junk a "package". Citing the fact that "one wiener does not a package make" they have issued an order for him to cease calling his that or be sued.
G...
Seattle, Washington - In an effort to draw attention to their cause for peace "Plankers" have planned what they are calling "Planking Across America". In this event they hope to form one continuous human plank chain over mountains, buildings and wat...
Oakland, Ca. - After his latest Rapture prediction failed to take him to Heaven, Rev. Harold Camping decided to plan a trip of his own, to Vegas.
Found seated at the Roulette table in Caesars Palace, with a show girl in one hand and a rum and...
A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year.
It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...
In an interview given today presidential hopeful Donald Trump, reportedly stated that President Obama needs to release a copy of his dental records to "prove that those are his real teeth."
"We don't know and the people need to know. We've heard t...
Jody McMullin of Denver, Colorado is not a violent woman. In fact she is known for her even temper. But when her favorite pair of purple and white poc-a-dot socks came out of the washer one sock short of a pair, Jody McMullin lost it.
At 12:45...
After the crazy train that is Charlie Sheen de-railed once again, family members say they think they know what is causing his unstable ride.
An unnamed family member told reporters that every time Charlie travels to the Bahamas he comes back tra...
In an effort to separate theirs from the reigning capitalist paradigm, William and Kate have decided to plan a multi-cultural eco-friendly wedding.
Guests have been sent their food assignments rumored to include things like fried chicken, potato...
Wisconsin Senate Democrats, who fled the state to avoid voting on a new budget dealing with a $3.6 billion shortfall, have now claimed that they did not flee as reported by the media, but were abducted by aliens.
"It 's nonsense to say we were...