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Funny story: 4th of July prank turns deadly

4th of July prank turns deadly

Western Washington - Somewhere in Western Washington (the state) it was reported that "Giant" rats wearing red, white and blue attire, invaded the town during a 4th of July picnic celebration killing people and maiming livestock. While the death cou...
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Funny story: Trump ran an illegal lemonade stand as a child

Trump ran an illegal lemonade stand as a child

New York, NY. - Even at a very young age, Donald Trump had questionable business practices. A close friend of the family stated that while on vacation during the summer months, the young Donald set up a lemonade stand outside of their summer home.
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Funny story: White House housekeepers say… Hilary is a hoarder! Don't let her come back!

White House housekeepers say… Hilary is a hoarder! Don't let her come back!

Washington, D.C. Washington insiders say that a large number of white house staff members are growing more and more fearful that Ms. Hilary Clinton will be coming back. "No one knows what it was like for us those eight-long terrible years. The a...
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Funny story: Police apologize for shooting the "good guy"

Police apologize for shooting the "good guy"

Achilles, Texas - Police in the quiet town of Achilles, Texas made news today when they announced that they had killed "the wrong gunman." "In the aftermath of what could have been a mass shooting we realized we shot a man that was only trying to...
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Funny story: Man claims, " They broke into my house and stole my shit, really…they did!"

Man claims, " They broke into my house and stole my shit, really…they did!"

Granite Falls, Washington - City officials in an effort to " clean up their town" after being declared the " Meth Capital of the world" by law enforcement, tried to do just that with the help of two very innovative companies. There were problems…...
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Funny story: Cancer patient sells Oxy for "weed" money

Cancer patient sells Oxy for "weed" money

Monroe, Wa. In a state where pot is now legal, one would think that for cancer patients the legal product would be available and covered by most insurance plans. Not so. Patients that prefer pot to other medications with worse side effects are resor...
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Funny story: House cat eats entire Christmas tree and lives

House cat eats entire Christmas tree and lives

Seattle, Washington. The Allen family Christmas will never be quite the same…since Abby the Tabby ate their vintage artificial Christmas tree…ALL of it. Really you say? How is that even possible? It was to be a dream vacation… two weeks in Hawaii...
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Funny story: Turkey pardoned by President found dead of an apparent suicide

Turkey pardoned by President found dead of an apparent suicide

Washington, D.C. Mac, one of the Thanksgiving turkeys recently pardoned by President Obama was found dead today of a self-inflicted hatchet wound. A spokesperson for the family of Mac the Turkey, say that he was very depressed after returning fro...
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Funny story: Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...
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Funny story: Seattle teens embarrassed by pot smoking parents

Seattle teens embarrassed by pot smoking parents

Seattle, WA. When selling and consuming pot became legal this month in Washington State, baby boomers came out in droves to toke it up. But much to their surprise, their children were not so "hip" to the idea of their parents and even grandparents ge...
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Funny story: Cold weather halts flatulence study

Cold weather halts flatulence study

Scientists conducting experiments measuring the speed of the "wind from a duck's ass", had to stop their work due to cold weather. "Every time the duck farted, it was so cold the fart froze in place. We could not get an accurate reading to study...
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Funny story: Washington State prisons to grow cannabis on sites across the state

Washington State prisons to grow cannabis on sites across the state

As Washington state suffering from budget cuts, tries to fund it's many prison reform programs, new and inventive ways have been instituted to do so. Marijuana, the state's newly legal cash crop has been chosen as the drug of choice to fill the b...
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Funny story: Out of control fireworks blow up Heaven

Out of control fireworks blow up Heaven

Las Vegas, Nevada - Just when we thought we had "smoothed things over" with the Almighty, some dingle berry sets His house on fire. A fireworks display in Las Vegas, Nevada, reported to be the largest in the world, went completely crazy during a J...
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Funny story: Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment. "We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney - Revealed!

Mitt Romney - Revealed!

During a recent campaign stop, in a speech directed at an organized bean farmers union meeting, Mitt Romney bragged that even as a young child he ALWAYS ate his beans. Not so, says one family member of the candidate. At every holiday dinner Mit...
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Funny story: Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?

Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?

From the same scientist that gave us the study "Is a frog's ass water tight?" We have a new study of a common American cliché, Does a bear shit in the woods? "My dad was always making these comments that made me wonder if there was any truth to t...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich sets off metal detector at New York airport

Newt Gingrich sets off metal detector at New York airport

New York, NY. - In an effort to look more like the common man, Newt Gingrich grounded his private jet and booked a commercial fight to his weekend retreat in the Hamptons forcing him to suffer the same pat-downs and rectal probe we all do when we f...
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Funny story: Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance." Mason was offended that he had to pay th...
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