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Funny story:  Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...
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Funny story:  Seattle teens embarrassed by pot smoking parents

Seattle teens embarrassed by pot smoking parents

Seattle, WA. When selling and consuming pot became legal this month in Washington State, baby boomers came out in droves to toke it up. But much to their surprise, their children were not so "hip" to the idea of their parents and even grandparents ge...
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Funny story:  Cold weather halts flatulence study

Cold weather halts flatulence study

Scientists conducting experiments measuring the speed of the "wind from a duck's ass", had to stop their work due to cold weather. "Every time the duck farted, it was so cold the fart froze in place. We could not get an accurate reading to study...
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Funny story:  Washington State prisons to grow cannabis on sites across the state

Washington State prisons to grow cannabis on sites across the state

As Washington state suffering from budget cuts, tries to fund it's many prison reform programs, new and inventive ways have been instituted to do so. Marijuana, the state's newly legal cash crop has been chosen as the drug of choice to fill the b...
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Funny story:  Out of control fireworks blow up Heaven

Out of control fireworks blow up Heaven

Las Vegas, Nevada - Just when we thought we had "smoothed things over" with the Almighty, some dingle berry sets His house on fire. A fireworks display in Las Vegas, Nevada, reported to be the largest in the world, went completely crazy during a J...
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Funny story:  Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment. "We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney - Revealed!

Mitt Romney - Revealed!

During a recent campaign stop, in a speech directed at an organized bean farmers union meeting, Mitt Romney bragged that even as a young child he ALWAYS ate his beans. Not so, says one family member of the candidate. At every holiday dinner Mit...
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Funny story:  Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?

Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?

From the same scientist that gave us the study "Is a frog's ass water tight?" We have a new study of a common American cliché, Does a bear shit in the woods? "My dad was always making these comments that made me wonder if there was any truth to t...
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Funny story:  Newt Gingrich sets off metal detector at New York airport

Newt Gingrich sets off metal detector at New York airport

New York, NY. - In an effort to look more like the common man, Newt Gingrich grounded his private jet and booked a commercial fight to his weekend retreat in the Hamptons forcing him to suffer the same pat-downs and rectal probe we all do when we f...
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Funny story:  Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance." Mason was offended that he had to pay th...
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Funny story:  Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

If you had plans to purchase the new biodegradable, eco-friendly, jackboot dreadlock wearing Barbie in time for Christmas, forget about it. The newest incarnation of Barbie, produced using recycled plastic in a sensible size 7 body type, was blocked...
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Funny story:  "Live" Nativity Scene Turns Violent

"Live" Nativity Scene Turns Violent

Chula Vista, Ca. It seemed like such a good idea at the time, but in hindsight maybe not so much. For two years in a row the Chula Vista public market has put on a "live" nativity scene the week before Christmas. The Delgado family, well known in th...
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Funny story:  Hot Dog Company Sues Anthony Wiener for the use of the word "package"

Hot Dog Company Sues Anthony Wiener for the use of the word "package"

A leading hot dog maker in New York is calling out former Senator Anthony Wiener for naming his junk a "package". Citing the fact that "one wiener does not a package make" they have issued an order for him to cease calling his that or be sued. G...
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Funny story:  "Planking" for Peace

"Planking" for Peace

Seattle, Washington - In an effort to draw attention to their cause for peace "Plankers" have planned what they are calling "Planking Across America". In this event they hope to form one continuous human plank chain over mountains, buildings and wat...
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Funny story:  End Times Rev. Harold Camping Found in Vegas

End Times Rev. Harold Camping Found in Vegas

Oakland, Ca. - After his latest Rapture prediction failed to take him to Heaven, Rev. Harold Camping decided to plan a trip of his own, to Vegas. Found seated at the Roulette table in Caesars Palace, with a show girl in one hand and a rum and...
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Funny story:  Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump demands President Obama's dental records

Donald Trump demands President Obama's dental records

In an interview given today presidential hopeful Donald Trump, reportedly stated that President Obama needs to release a copy of his dental records to "prove that those are his real teeth." "We don't know and the people need to know. We've heard t...
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Funny story:  Socksquatch invades Denver home

Socksquatch invades Denver home

Jody McMullin of Denver, Colorado is not a violent woman. In fact she is known for her even temper. But when her favorite pair of purple and white poc-a-dot socks came out of the washer one sock short of a pair, Jody McMullin lost it. At 12:45...
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Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head Shaving

Hyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.

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