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Muppet Porn Ring Exposed

Funny story: Muppet Porn Ring Exposed

After over 40 years, disturbing footage of a pornagraphic nature has been discovered that implicates many of the Muppets. The films were found in the personal effects of Mr. Harold Hooper, the original Sesame Street shop owner. Most of the show...

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New Study Compares Bathroom Usage of Men And Women

Funny story: New Study Compares Bathroom Usage of Men And Women

A new study has discovered that how a person uses the bathroom tells a lot about how they interact in the real world. "It's really quite amazing. You'd think there would be no connection, butt urine for a surprise," joked Inda Crapper, founder of...

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Kansas State Mascot Madness Campaign Backfires

Funny story: Kansas State Mascot Madness Campaign Backfires

Manhattan, Kansas - Kansas State University announced today that the ill-fated Mascot Madness Campaign will be ended after several incidents that have placed the institution in a bad public image. "The campaign's purpose was to help build pride a...

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Popeye Dead After Eating E.Coli Tainted Spinach

Funny story: Popeye Dead After Eating E.Coli Tainted Spinach

The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs announced today that Popeye the sailor had died after eating spinach that was tainted with E. Coli bacteria. The USDA had issued warnings concerning possible bacterial exposure from tainted spinach a couple...

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Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

Funny story: Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

El Paso, Tx - Authorities announced today that the Department of Homeland Security has seized all Taco Bell locations across the United States. According to reports, the government will be investigating possible collaboration and provoking of huma...

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Japanese Forgive Godzilla and Request His Assistance With Post-Tsunami Cleanup

Funny story: Japanese Forgive Godzilla and Request His Assistance With Post-Tsunami Cleanup

Tokyo Japan - The government of Japan announced today that they are going to formally forgive Godzilla for all his prior rampages, and are seeking his assistance in the aftermath of the series of earthquakes and giant tsunami that have devastated the...

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Enema of the State

Funny story: Enema of the State

President Bush gave an unprecedented press release from the Oval Office bathroom today. In his historic address, he confessed to being a long-time victim of the controversial fad of self-administered molasses enemas.

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Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Funny story: Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Winnie the Pooh was arrested today on one count of public indecency, one count of fornication in a public location, one count of bestiality, as well as numerous other misdemeanors. Similar charges have been made against Winnie's collaborator, Ee...

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New Reality Show 'The Swine' Coming to FOX

Funny story: New Reality Show 'The Swine' Coming to FOX

In an effort to capitalize on the sick and twisted perversions of the American viewing tastes, FOX announced today that it will be starting a new reality series this Fall titled "The Swine". "We expect this show to really bring home the bacon," s...

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Michael Jackson To Run For President

Funny story: Michael Jackson To Run For President

Neverland Ranch, CA - Michael Jackson officially announced his candidacy for the office of the US President today.

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Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

Funny story: Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

NASA announced today that the Hubble telescope has recently sent them images of Uranus that have led them to making some shocking discoveries. "We have discovered what appears to be a black hole on Uranus," comment John Spacey, Director of Misa...

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George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

Funny story: George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

U.S. President George "Wimpy" Bush announced today that he will be opening his presidential library in Spring 2005. Most presidents don't establish libraries until after they are out of office. "I'll be lucky if I'm still allowed in the U.S., let...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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