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Funny story: 'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

A report published by the Conservative pressure group, the 1690 Take No Prisoners Committee, has recommended that state schools should be run even more like businesses; in particular restaurants were cited as a suitable model for schools of the futur...
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Funny story: Elvis in Bermondsey

Elvis in Bermondsey

News this week that Elvis Presley actually visited England in 1958 and was shown around London by cheeky rock n roller Tommy Steele came as no surprise to seventy year old cabbie Dave Smalls who spoke to The Spoof's reporter Conor McMuffin.
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Funny story: London Mayor Caught With Pants Down

London Mayor Caught With Pants Down

Sources close to London mayor Ken Livingstone have admitted today that his position is fast becoming untenable after he was photographed with his underpants around his ankles in a public convenience near City Hall.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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