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Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

After years of searching, Osama has finally been located, and in one of the most unlikely places, the president's bed.

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New comer rap artist "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" bites Eminem, mistaking him for an M&M.

Funny story: New comer rap artist "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" bites Eminem, mistaking him for an M&M.

Experienced Rap artism Eminem was outraged when "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" took a big juicy bite out of his left arm. Apart from causing severe injuries, it also damaged Eminem's dignity, and reduced him to tears.

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Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

On a flight to Australia, Katie Price was arrested when her over sized breasts exploded, covering several passengers in a gel like substance.

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Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Funny story: Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Shocking facts have been revealed today about the world's first pregnant man. After several tests, scientists have been astounded to find out that the Thomas Beatie is not all that he seems.

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Jesus Christ to star in next series of Big Brother

Funny story: Jesus Christ to star in next series of Big Brother

Channel 4 have announced today that they are anticipating the next series of Big Brother to be the biggest and best series yet. But have they taken things a step too far by accepting our lord Jesus Christ, Moses and Satan into the house?...

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Elton John Divorces his glasses

Funny story: Elton John Divorces his glasses

Elton John has divorced his glasses today, every single one of them. According to Elton, all they have brought him is pain, especially the pink starry ones.

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Bush declares war on cows

Funny story: Bush declares war on cows

The president of America has announced that he is planning a full scale attack on cows. All cows will either be taken prisoner or slaughtered.

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It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

Funny story: It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.

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Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Funny story: Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.

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Daniel Radcliffe jumps off building on a broom after being unable to perform magic on his privates

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe jumps off building on a broom after being unable to perform magic on his privates

It looks like the Harry potter movies have finally taken their toll on the award winning actor. Before filming the series, Daniel Radcliffe was an ordinary young man, and a hopeless actor. After filming the fifth movie, he has gone absolutely menta...

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Alistair Darling hospitalised after near suffocation by his eyebrows

Funny story: Alistair Darling hospitalised after near suffocation by his eyebrows

The chancellor of the exchequer was rushed to hospital last night after he was found in his apartment, with his eyebrows covering his mouth and nose.

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