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Butt Naked Strippers Create Art in Iowa

Funny story: Butt Naked Strippers Create Art in Iowa

Hamburg, Iowa, USA [did not make that up], Aug 1, 2008: a judge ruled nude dancing at a bar is an "art form" protected by a specific exception to the "public indecent exposure law." How kewl is that? Now the patrons at strip clubs are actually art...

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"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

Funny story: "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

With the USA stock market falling into pre-2000 anti-millenium numbers, while the World economy bumble-clunks into stagflation, & the jobs market as well as unemployment sink into negatives not seen since the Great Recession, 1981-83, visited upon ma...

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Chinese Nix Olympic Games for Sarkozy

Funny story: Chinese Nix Olympic Games for Sarkozy

China Daily, Beijing, wrote that "Chinese people do not want French President Nicolas Sarkozy to attend the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics," & they cited an internet survey as the source for this will of the masses. The...

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Colorado & Nebraska USA Welcome ETs

Funny story: Colorado & Nebraska USA Welcome ETs

In Denver, Colorado, USA, some folks with a peculiar mindset have signed an election initiative so citizens can vote whether to establish a department for documenting & analyzing claims about extra-terrestrial (ET) entities. Part of the hoopla & hyp...

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Frozen french fry founder dead

Funny story: Frozen french fry founder dead

"Mr. Spud," J.R. Simplot, age 99, died on May 25, 2008, at his home in Boise, Idaho, USA. Mr. Simplot is credited with developing & wholesaling the frozen potatoes used by fast food restaurants throughout the world to produce thin, ready-t...

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Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

Funny story: Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

The Chief Executive @ McD's told shareholders that the string potatoes known as French Fries (pomme de terre frite) are now prepared in a different cooking oil, with no transfats at all, throughout the USA.

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Bush Presents Protocol Problem

Funny story: Bush Presents Protocol Problem

Sharm-el-Sheik, Egypt: President G. Bush, USA, generated protocol problems for many of the potentates & their advisors over the past weekend.

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Church Astronomer Hints at Space Aliens

Funny story: Church Astronomer Hints at Space Aliens

Tuesday, May 13, 2008, the director of the Vatican Observatory stated there may be other life forms in the universe and that the existence of such "brethren" to humans fits with Christian faith because they would also be God's creatures...

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Goat's Milk Prevents Personality Disorders

Funny story: Goat's Milk Prevents Personality Disorders

New research from the White House Office of Faith-Based Scientific Inquiry indicates a thorough chain of causality for drug use, mental illness, liberal political preferences & mopery.

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Bank Targets Thrifty Savers

Funny story: Bank Targets Thrifty Savers

Fifth State Bank, NA, will promote increased business by offering a mortgage contract to any customer who opens a new savings account with USD $1,500 or a current customer who adds $1,000 to an existing account. To reward thrifty habits, the bank wi...

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Torch Tops World in Tibet

Funny story: Torch Tops World in Tibet

The Olympic flame--a special low-oxygen version--made it to the top of the world. Reuters reports: "Beijing student Huang Chungui passed the flame to ethnic Tibetan woman Ciren Wangmu, who trudged the final steps unaided by oxygen to hold the t...

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Masochists going soft

Funny story: Masochists going soft

With lined handcuffs such as these now available at various Bondage, Domination, Sadism & Masochism retail outlets, it is clear that a new generation of very soft masochists are coming of age.

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New Iraq Charity Football Cup

Funny story: New Iraq Charity Football Cup

{Dateline: anno Hegirae, 4 Jumada al-awwal 1429} Iraq's PM, Nouri al Maliki & a major religious leader, Muqtada al Sadr, have announced a compromise which will lead to massive unification within the war-torn, battle-weary natio...

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So long Norma Jean fantasy film

Funny story: So long Norma Jean fantasy film

With top-notch fabricating, nailed this one right out of the box as the FBI recently announced that they have no record of a Marilyn Monroe 16mm sex flick from the 1960s.

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Genetic Bias Banned by Congress

Funny story: Genetic Bias Banned by Congress

The US House of Representatives passed a bill 414 to 1 that prohibits discrimination on the basis of a person's genetic information. The Senate previously passed it unanimously. Bookmakers note that Bush is odds on to sign the bill. This is a...

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Bu$h Can't Use Magic Wand

Funny story: Bu$h Can't Use Magic Wand

In a very narrow-ranging news conference Tuesday, Pres. George W. Bu$h stated ". . . if there was a magic wand to wave, I'd be waving it, of course."...

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No Ban on Bull's Balls

Funny story: No Ban on Bull's Balls

Last week in Tallahassee, FL USA, members of the State Senate voted to ban "fake bull testicles" that are often hung from the trailer tow hitches on pickups & cars. There would have been a $60 fine for putting a bogus scrotum attachment on...

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Patch Makes Babes Horny

Funny story: Patch Makes Babes Horny

Scentuelle produces & sells a paste-on patch containing fragrances that are said to increase libidinous thoughts for ladies who've lost that groove thing. In addition, buyers are treated to e-mail follow-ups from the company that suggest naughty...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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