Aftershocks can be felt running thourgh the Wilson camp after brother Owen appeared on WWE as his character Drillbit Taylor.
After long years of research, and one too many beers, the researches at Fartinston Labs finally have answered the question. Which sport hits harder Rugby or American Football. The answer is mixed but comes as this, more damage is done to a rugby pl...
WWE Superstar John Cena will have his chance to follow up on his surprisingly good movie "Marine" this summer. Shooting will begin on his next movie "Marine 2, Brokeback Marine".
In a shocking move Ford Motor Company is releasing a new gas guzzling sports car for 2009.
Soon to be former 49er Quarterback Alex Smith is planning on retiring from the NFL to follow his true love, Broadway.
In an attempt to keep the clean cut image of the earlier decades of the NF, league officials are preparing to rule on an anti-hippie rule in the NFL. Many players such as well known hippie Troy Polamalu of the Steelers feel this rule would be agai...
Governor Arnold is to award the coveted golden penis award to NBA star Kobe Bryant in an award ceremony later today.
Today the owners of the failing Manchester United were at a loss after the decline of fan support. After the loss of superstar David Beckham Manchester United ticket sales have plummeted like Prince Charle's pants during Camilla's monthly.
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