Yesterday, the UK Government officially welcomed the word 'Celebutante' into the English language by presenting it with the prestigious Wow-a-new-Word award.
Police today revealed that a 27 year old English teacher has been beaten to death by the checkout staff at a supermarket in Guildford, Surrey.
The London Today TV programme today revealed that London's Mayor, Ken Livingstone, has fathered five children by three different women.
Chelsea footballer Joe Cole has been hauled before football's governing body, UEFA to explain why he continues to wears extra-short shorts despite two previous warnings and a £10,000 fine.
Ken Livingstone, the Mayor of London, today announced that he is to back a feasibility study into the possible transformation of London's infamous ring road, the M25, into a lazy river more normally found in amusement parks.
Tata Mate Motor Company, the Indian motor manufacturer, has announced that it has agreed to buy Land Rover and Jaguar for around £1 from Ford if it includes the carpets.
Fake researchers have mounted a coordinated attack on some of the top offices in London's financial district. At least six office workers have fallen foul of the scam and police suspect many more are simply too embarrassed to come forward.
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