"I asked if there was a basement," exclaimed Darby Janken as he glanced toward his new home. "they told me the Air Force had deactivated this site years ago."...
Now that Kibo is safely in space the exuberant Japanese reveal they have tweaked the remote manipulator arm (RMA) to throw fastballs the size of small compact cars.
On tour in Sweden: KISS--the iconic supreme rock band--has added Condoleeza Rice under their belt as a fan (or perhaps a groupie)?...
While speculation that a newly uncovered parachute was that of the infamous D. B. Cooper, hopes were dashed when the material and age of the parachute proved it could not have been used by D. B. Cooper.
Albert McFuddle of Punta Gorda, Florida has irritated local townspeople with his allegations that the International Space Station (ISS) has copied his mobile home park structure with the assembly located 150 miles in space.
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
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Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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