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Funny story: Buckingham Palace reveals political feelings

Buckingham Palace reveals political feelings

A source close to Her Majesty today revealed that when privtely asked what she thought of the possibility of a "hung Parliament" Her Majesty was quoted as saying - "Bloody good thing, I think they should all be hung" Her majesty went on to reveal...
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Funny story: Thatcher was Love Child

Thatcher was Love Child

Under the current Freedom of Information Act, documents released today reveal that Margaret Thatcher was not the child of a simple grocer as she had us believe for her entire reign at No 10. She is in fact the illegitimate daughter of a minor membe...
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Funny story: Queen Decides to Abdicate

Queen Decides to Abdicate

London UK 14:40 Hrs - Buckingham Palace announced today, to the great shock of the nation and Parliamentary Ministers that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth 2 has announced she is to abdicate. The news came as a shock to all including Prince Charles Th...
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Funny story: Over for Madonna and Guy

Over for Madonna and Guy

The world now knows that the highly private eight year marriage of Madonna (60) & Guy Fux (19) was a sham. Guy, a small time film maker and part time postman spilled the beans today following their "amicable" divorce. He commented: "I don...
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Funny story: Crack Recycling Programme for London

Crack Recycling Programme for London

The Government have announced new measures to raise extra funding for the Metropolitan Police. The move has been endorsed by the Mayoral appointed New Chief Constable Lord Jeffery Archer. During the past year Crack Cocaine with a street value of a...
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Funny story: Winner of Crufts has two Heads

Winner of Crufts has two Heads

Although there has been recent controversy regarding over bred pedigree dogs, so much so that the RSPCA halted it's support of Crufts dog show, we can report tonight that the actual winner of this years Crufts, a long haired Flapo aso named "Sir Fogw...
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Funny story: American Embassy to be Relocated

American Embassy to be Relocated

LONDON UK - After 200 years of being sited in central London the American Embassy is to move South of the river (Thames) to the old Battersea Power Station Site that has stood disused for over 40 years. This famous landmark with it's four famous...
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Funny story: Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

LONDON UK: Dyson has done it again, a first in it's field. The top boffin has invented the first bagless colostomy. Surgeons are celebrating the new invention as a wonder, however other Leading surgeons from around the world have their doubts abou...
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Funny story: New Mayor Boris Scraps the Congestion Charge

New Mayor Boris Scraps the Congestion Charge

New Mayor for London Boris Johnson (70) has been under heavy pressure recently to honour his promise to scrap the London congestion charge as written in his manifesto and one of the key reasons for his victory over Kenny (the Red) Livingstone. Fin...
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Funny story: Religious Scholar Avoids Schism

Religious Scholar Avoids Schism

London UK: At the eleventh hour for the Anglican church, a new hero has been found for the Liberals who has single handedly halted the potential disaster of all out schism. Religious scholar and theologian The very Reverend Clarence Minceright has...
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Funny story: Baroness Thatcher to Return

Baroness Thatcher to Return

London UK - There was jubilation in the Tory Party today when recent rumours of a return to politics by Baroness Thatcher were confirmed. In a surprise visit to the Tory Party conference in Brighton Baroness Thatcher (132) took the podium and conv...
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Funny story: Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand. HRH has been overheard...
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Funny story: Royal Corgi in Death Blast

Royal Corgi in Death Blast

It is with great sadness that Buckingham Palace has confirmed today that one of Her Majesty's favourite corgis (Whippington - Barksworthy the third) exploded at the `Royal garden party yesterday after it ate a large amount of asparagus and cabbage pa...
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