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Dan Radcliffe Replaces Harry Houdini as the Greatest Jewish Magician

Funny story: Dan Radcliffe Replaces Harry Houdini as the Greatest Jewish Magician

Dan Radcliffe has shown the world that he is the world's greatest Jewish magician, greater than Harry Houdini. "My Harry has surpassed Harry", he says.

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Daniel Radcliffe and Naomi Campbell: Team BA or BS?

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe and Naomi Campbell: Team BA or BS?

As you already know Daniel Radcliffe was been named celebrity spokesperson for British Airways (BA) immediately after the Terminal 5 meltdown. Willy Wonka (BA CEO) has announced a new publicity alliance today.

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Pete Doherty: "Doing Drugs in Jail is Legal"

Funny story: Pete Doherty: "Doing Drugs in Jail is Legal"

London: (Mayfair Slammer): Pete Doherty, who has been arrested for trying to smoke the Olympic Torch being carried through London, has been caught using heroine in jail.

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No One Will Attend Beijing Opening Ceremony - Except Pixie Geldorf

Funny story: No One Will Attend Beijing Opening Ceremony - Except Pixie Geldorf

London: In an international stampede of alleged social consciousness started by Gordon Brown, no one will attend the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympics.

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Daniel Radcliffe Takes Little Harry on a Worldwide Tour

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Takes Little Harry on a Worldwide Tour

London: It has just been announced that the second leg of the third leg tour will commence in New York this fall. Daniel Radcliffe will star in the US revival of Peter Shaffer's Equus.

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US Announces 1000 Year Iraqi Rule… Dick Cheney at the Helm…

Funny story: US Announces 1000 Year Iraqi Rule… Dick Cheney at the Helm…

A secret document has been leaked where it reveals that the US plans to rule Iraq, Iran and any other oil bearing nation for the next 1000 years with Dick Cheney at the helm.

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China Offers to Set Tibetan Monk Afire

Funny story: China Offers to Set Tibetan Monk Afire

The Chinese government is a wee bit upset over the protests of the Olympic Torch relay in London, Paris and soon to be San Francisco. They want to put a stop to the bad publicity immediately.

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British Airways Loses an Entire Aircraft

Funny story: British Airways Loses an Entire Aircraft

Just last week British Airways launched its new web site eBA to sell all of the misplaced bags and their contents rather than find their rightful owners. Now BA has...

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Gordon Brown Doesn't Mind Oppression

Funny story: Gordon Brown Doesn't Mind Oppression

In the spirit of the Olympic Mega Million games, Gordon Brown has declared that he is still going to attend the Beijing Olympics.

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British Airways Launches New eBA Web Site

Funny story: British Airways Launches New eBA Web Site

In an attempt to keep a stiff upper lip and make light (oops… the best) of a bad situation the management of British Airways has decided to embark on a new business venture. It's called eBA, an online site modeled after eBay to sell the volumes o...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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