International star David Beckham has been linked to Birmingham based club Aston Villa.
Pop sensation Britney Spears is to be sold on auction site, eBay. The seller, Sean Preston Federline, is said to be outraged at her behaviour.
Jeremy Clarkson has admitted today, that he never passed his driver's test. The broadcaster and TV presenter, from Oxfordshire, told the press this morning, that he failed his exam.
A new headline, sweeping the US, is that presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton, is actually a man. This shocking story was revealed by his husband, Bill after Bill and Hilary had a massive argument. Turns out Bill is a bit jealous of him.
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