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DeLay hiring killer baboons to eliminate jugdes

Funny story: DeLay hiring killer baboons to eliminate jugdes

Texas- Tom DeLay has become full wroth with judges nowadays, and he is looking to his ancestors for an answer. In an interview with DeLay, the House majority leader revealed sinister plans to "make judges answer for their behavior" by hirin...

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Four Years of Legislation Down the Drain, Bush to Blame

Funny story: Four Years of Legislation Down the Drain, Bush to Blame

Washington D.C. (AP)- Guess who made another presidential boo boo? That's right, George W. Bush made a mess again, and this one won't be fixed by merely changing into unsoiled trousers. Bush has managed to void four years of legislation. How?...

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Kerry reveals twin bother, has debate; fight ensues

Funny story: Kerry reveals twin bother, has debate; fight ensues

Putting a new twist in the 2004 election is newly revealed Ron Kerry, John Kerry's twin brother. It has become apparent that they do not share the same political stances, and the fact that Ron has been impersonating John has put a rather large st...

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Hurricane Charlie "farts" on Florida

St. Petersburgh, FL- According to Deputy Assistant Weather Chairperson on Hurricane Development and Other Related Things (DAWCHDORT), Michael Snodgrass, Florida is in for a titanic blast from nature. The trail end of hurricane Charlie will be shooti...

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Billy Mays Offers "Urineclean", FDA Investigates

Funny story: Billy Mays Offers "Urineclean", FDA Investigates

It has the power to clean and the power to wash; it makes brights brighter and darks darker; it cures cancer, kills vermin, and protects against forest fires. Of course I'm talking about the latest product of Billy Mays, "Urineclean". M...

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Superman Calls It Quits At 89

Funny story: Superman Calls It Quits At 89

Superman has finally called it quits. The 89 year-old superhero has been suiting up in spandex for as long as he can remember and is ready to retire. He made the decision based on the fact that "the world is so corrupted there's not a darn t...

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Bush To Star in Three Stooges Remake

Funny story: Bush To Star in Three Stooges Remake

Barring any unforseen goof-ups, misstatements, or an attentive public, Bush is confident about winning the 2004 election. Running as the incumbent and toting a hefty war-chest, Bush is perhaps the favorite to win despite his horrific economy and rock...

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FCC Cleans Up Baseball

In response to the raunchy Superbowl half-time display, the FCC has decided to run a tighter ship. Baseball is the most recent victim of this frenzied censorship, in that baseball signs have been banned altogether. Said FCC spokeswoman Patty O'Fu...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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