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Funny story: DeLay hiring killer baboons to eliminate jugdes

DeLay hiring killer baboons to eliminate jugdes

Texas- Tom DeLay has become full wroth with judges nowadays, and he is looking to his ancestors for an answer. In an interview with DeLay, the House majority leader revealed sinister plans to "make judges answer for their behavior" by hirin...
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Funny story: Four Years of Legislation Down the Drain, Bush to Blame

Four Years of Legislation Down the Drain, Bush to Blame

Washington D.C. (AP)- Guess who made another presidential boo boo? That's right, George W. Bush made a mess again, and this one won't be fixed by merely changing into unsoiled trousers. Bush has managed to void four years of legislation. How?...
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Funny story: Kerry reveals twin bother, has debate; fight ensues

Kerry reveals twin bother, has debate; fight ensues

Putting a new twist in the 2004 election is newly revealed Ron Kerry, John Kerry's twin brother. It has become apparent that they do not share the same political stances, and the fact that Ron has been impersonating John has put a rather large st...
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Funny story: Hurricane Charlie "farts" on Florida

Hurricane Charlie "farts" on Florida

St. Petersburgh, FL- According to Deputy Assistant Weather Chairperson on Hurricane Development and Other Related Things (DAWCHDORT), Michael Snodgrass, Florida is in for a titanic blast from nature. The trail end of hurricane Charlie will be shooti...
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Funny story: Billy Mays Offers "Urineclean", FDA Investigates

Billy Mays Offers "Urineclean", FDA Investigates

It has the power to clean and the power to wash; it makes brights brighter and darks darker; it cures cancer, kills vermin, and protects against forest fires. Of course I'm talking about the latest product of Billy Mays, "Urineclean". M...
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Funny story: Superman Calls It Quits At 89

Superman Calls It Quits At 89

Superman has finally called it quits. The 89 year-old superhero has been suiting up in spandex for as long as he can remember and is ready to retire. He made the decision based on the fact that "the world is so corrupted there's not a darn t...
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Funny story: Bush To Star in Three Stooges Remake

Bush To Star in Three Stooges Remake

Barring any unforseen goof-ups, misstatements, or an attentive public, Bush is confident about winning the 2004 election. Running as the incumbent and toting a hefty war-chest, Bush is perhaps the favorite to win despite his horrific economy and rock...
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Funny story: FCC Cleans Up Baseball

FCC Cleans Up Baseball

In response to the raunchy Superbowl half-time display, the FCC has decided to run a tighter ship. Baseball is the most recent victim of this frenzied censorship, in that baseball signs have been banned altogether. Said FCC spokeswoman Patty O'Fu...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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